Meet Gnesa, the latest internet sensation to make your ears bleed

ByStarcasm Staff

We now live in an age where there HAS to be a popular music video making the rounds that makes our ears bleed. It’s like without that, everything will fall apart. Sometimes a reality star fills that void, sometimes it’s just a random girl with a dream, or chicks who are trying to be ironic. Either way, it isn’t something you can necessarily force, but it looks like Buzzfeed might have found the next viral music video of horror in Gnesa, a singer-songwriter based out of New York.

Jezebel’s already calling her the next Rebecca Black. Does the New Yorker deserve that title?

Watch the video below, and find that while it’s so easy to just click and make it all stop, it’s also somehow impossible to do so.

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