Kylie Jenner is pregnant with a girl because Tyga’s 4-year-old son got sugar high and said so

Kylie Jenner is pregnant, and we know it because a toddler said it’s what he wants to be true on a day when he got everything else he wanted–including a Ferrari-themed birthday party 12 years before he’ll be able to have his first one repossessed. Tyga’s son King Cairo apparently told the world that the status of the most famous 19-year-old womb in America is currently occupied, meaning that his is the first Kylie Jenner pregnancy rumor to come from a source willing to give his name.

By our count, there have been at least six major Kylie Jenner pregnancy rumors since she and Tyga began (allegedly, because it would totally have been illegal if true) dating and / or doing it in the back of sports cars. The first came in January of 2015, and claimed that Kylie was “happy” with the news; in August of last year, shortly after Kylie’s 18th birthday made her legal as a sixth bottle of cough syrup, she was rumored to be two months along. This summer, just before she turned 19, Kylie herself debunked rumors that she was with child, and then, literally two hours later, found herself faced with a whole different spate of reports claiming that she very much was. Then, earlier this month, she reportedly said “Accidents happen” when asked by a friend if Tyga had gotten her pregnant, and added that she would be “totally fine with it” if he had. The same thing came up days later, amid a new story that Kylie “changes her mind about pregnancy” at least as often as she pays Tyga’s legal fees.

And so why not another “Kylie Jenner is pregnant” story, this one based on the whims of a four-year-old all hopped up on cake? Hollywood Life has it on good authority that King Cairo is expecting a little sister very soon; “King…can’t wait for his mother to have his sister,” their insider says. “King thinks he’s having more siblings and asked Kylie if she’s having a baby with his daddy….He said to her, ‘I know you and daddy are in love like mommy is with Rob, and they’re having a baby.’ So naturally, King suspects Kylie’s pregnant too.” Then Kylie, who doubtless remembered that future half-sister-in-law Blac Chyna is already eight months pregnant with Cairo’s half-sister, “just laughed hysterically and gave him a big hug and kiss.”

(Photo credits: Kylie Jenner is pregnant via Instagram)