Jesse James mistress Melissa Smith’s apology fax to Sandra Bullock

Jesse James mistress number two Melissa Smith decided she would take the ‘high road’ and fax Sandra Bullock a personal apology. It seems she also decided to take the low road and send a copy to TMZ.

For those with an aversion to PDFs (I know you’re out there!) I typed up the letter for you in its entirety:

Fortis Films
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Fax: [deleted]

ATTN: Sandra Bullock

Dear Sandra,

I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you’ve been through. And I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.

I know that this message wills [sic] most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.

I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt my actions have caused. Fromt he bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.

My deepest regrets,

Melissa Smith

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Melissa’s apology list just got one shorter – next up? Apologizing for faxing an apology to Sandra Bullock for sleeping with her husband.

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