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EXCLUSIVE Game of Thrones Season 2 poster

ByAsa Hawks

Game of Thrones GoT Milk of the Poppy? Season 2 poster

Humor is coming!

HBO’s award-winning series Game of Thrones returns for its much-anticipated second season on April 1st, and we’re ecstatic to share this exclusive promotional poster for the new season! It features Winterfell’s own Lord Eddard Stark with a milk of the poppy mustache after coming down with a terminal case of honor. That is followed by HBO’s new slogan for the new season, “War Is Coming.”

I should probably clarify that this isn’t actually an official poster for Game of Thrones Season 2, merely a silly concoction our resident Maester of Photoshop whipped together for you. Please feel free to share it with all your GoT friends, though. (We are opiate becomes one of our most poppylar posts.) (That was for you, Tyrion!)

Excited bout the new season? Be sure to check out our post with 17 official photos released by HBO, including the first clear images of Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth, Liam Cunningham as Davos, and Carice van Houten as Melisandre! And if you like a little mummery mixed in with your Game of Thrones, be sure to check out the music video for “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister!“

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