Now that Sarah Palin’s rid of that boring, icky job as governor, it’s time for her to go full Hollywood! She’s got a reality show coming up on the Discovery Channel, her daughter Bristol is being written up in Harper’s Bazaar, and from the looks of some recent photos, she may have acquired two new friends made of saline on her chest.
To discuss this important issue, we must look at before and after photos of the distinguished politician, speaker, and hunter.
Here’s Sarah on the red carpet on May 4, 2010. She was attending the Time 100 Gala, a party that’s supposed to celebrate some of the most influential people in the world. Clearly her invite was the result of some blunder.
And here’s Sarah photographed last week at the 142nd Belmont Stakes in New York, looking like she’s on her way to work at Scores.
Now, this could just be a Wonderbra. Or maybe she’s hoping to audition for a role on Rock of Love. But, where did these new breasts come from? It’s one our greatest current mysteries.