Charlie Sheen on vacation with girlfriend Natalie Kenly, wife Brooke Mueller, and porn star Bree Olson (Rachel Oberlin)

Charlie Sheen is now reportedly “rehabbing” on a private tropical island with three women: porn star Bree Olson (real name, Rachel Oberlin), “nanny” Natalie Kenly (pictured above, who is rumored to be the new girlfriend he’s been talking about and seen kissing), and sort-of ex-wife (and fellow crack addict) Brooke Mueller.

His hit show Two and A Half Men is currently shut down while he supposedly gets help after his last cocaine-booze-porn star bender, but Charlie has shown no signs of slowing down his lifestyle. He also asked the producers to start up production quickly “while he was still sober,” guess they missed their window.

His father Martin Sheen has spoken out about his son’s addiction, and likened it to someone having cancer. Martin told Sky News (via NY Post):

“He’s doing well. We pray for him. If he had cancer, how would you treat him? This disease of addiction is a form of cancer. You have to have an equal measure of concern and love and lift him up.”

While his dad is trying to “lift him up,” Charlie is quite possibly elevating himself chemically with three women in the tropics. There has to been a lot of drugs to get a new girlfriend, an estranged wife, and a porn star altogether for vacation! And, like the pleasure colonies before them, it sounds good in theory (especially to the male mind) but it probably self-destructs pretty quickly.

UPDATE: Brooke has since left, Charlie confirmed today during a radio interview for “The Alex Jones Show,” saying “Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you’re going to need it. Badly.”