Category: Entertainment News

DLISTED - LeAnn Rimes is as happy to be married to Eddie Cibrian as Zoolander is to be good looking REALITY TEA - "Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went to Florida and got matching tattoos together" sounds like a recipe for disaster but they actually turned out pretty good? JEZEBEL - Sir Elton John was near death for a minute *sharp intake of breath* but is now recovering nicely *collective exhale* CELEBITCHY - The Vanity Fair "exposé" on Melania Trump is mostly just gossip and rumor, meaning she's officially on the Kardashians' level THE BLEMISH - Ariel Winter can and will wear minimal clothing whenever she wants, and the SEO harvesters among us will forever worship at her feet for it VOX - Barack Obama is playing the very, very long game VERY SMART BROTHAS - Henrietta Lacks' legacy is only going to get more complicated now that even more people who aren't her family are profiting from it THE SUPERFICIAL - The best thing about Amber Heard and Elon Musk going public with their bangery is the Nikola Tesla joke in this article, so enjoy UPROXX - "Tupac is an official member of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame" is a weird thing to write on several levels

JEZEBEL - Erin Moran, Who Played Joanie Cunningham on Happy Days, Is Dead at 56 DLISTED - In Puzzling Couple News, David Spade And Naya Rivera Are Still Dating REALITY TEA - Cynthia Bailey Loved Andy Cohen For Asking Tough Questions At The Reunion CELEBITCHY - Blake Lively wasn’t happy when a reporter asked her a fashion question THE BLEMISH - Ed Sheeran Might Quit Music UPROXX - Kenny G Proves Good Things Can Still Happen On Planes With A Surprise Performance

DLISTED - Richard Hatch is no longer the most hated gay villain in Survivor history REALITY TEA - The first part of the RHOA reunion special went heavy on vaginas and prosthetic camel toes JEZEBEL - If you're young enough to generate babies and chill enough to be on the receiving end of a 70-year-old baronet's death-defying thrusts, apply for marriage within CELEBITCHY - Gwen Stefani wore a miniskirt to Easter Mass; let's talk about it THE BLEMISH - Celebrity boobs were out in force for Coachella VOX - The city of Atlanta is having problems keeping its roads from exploding THE SUPERFICIAL - Here's Karrueche Tran wearing a bikini and making some course corrections VERY SMART BROTHAS - Don't try to make sense of Cleveland murderer Steve Stevens blaming an ex-girlfriend for his actions UPROXX - Robert "Forrest Gump" Pope has been running across America for seven months and 5,400 miles now

DLISTED - Tori Spelling Sort of Admits That Her Latest Kid Was A Band-Aid Baby REALITY TEA - Exclusive Interview With The Survivor: Game Changers Contestant Voted Out Of Episode 6 – Spoilers! CELEBITCHY - Gwyneth Paltrow invented a new thing: walking around outside without shoes JEZEBEL - North Korean Official Blames Rising Tensions on Donald Trump's 'Aggressive' Tweets [Updated] THE BLEMISH - Bella Thorne Reveals Lesbian Crush on Kristen Stewart, Channels Marilyn Monroe UPROXX - Heroic 8 Year Old Learns To Drive On YouTube And Heads Straight To McDonald’s

DLISTED - Melania Trump is now $2.9 million closer to freedom CELEBITCHY - Amy Schumer declares "Life isn't that fun." And who in America in 2017 can muster a full-throated argument to the contrary? VERY SMART BROTHAS - Life is also not fair, but here's a 1,000-word mic drop on Sean Spicer's mediocrity to help get you through VOX - Bill O'Reilly may have shouted down his last guest JEZEBEL - "Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit." REALITY TEA - Gizelle Bryant thinking she's not that shady is your guffaw of the evening THE BLEMISH - Orlando Bloom's penis? Orlando Bloom's penis THE SUPERFICIAL - Tit for tat: here's Olivia Culpo's breasts UPROXX - Oh, 'Sioux Chef,' I get it

CELEBITCHY - I don't know what's going on in the trailer for the new Thor movie, but it's a hell of a lot more entertaining than either of the other entire movies were REALITY TEA - Phaedra Parks attempted to untangle the web of gossip and rumor behind her alleged RHOA departure JEZEBEL - Somehow this Australian TV anchor did *not* drop any f-bombs upon realizing she'd forgotten she was live on the air VOX - As best as anybody can tell, the governor of Alabama just resigned for having an affair with a staffer that he never actually consummated THE BLEMISH - 50 Cent punched a fan in the head in the middle of a concert... UPROXX - ...and yet United Airlines' CEO is actually an even bigger douche than 50 Cent VERY SMART BROTHAS - Here's what it like to be a black expat American in one of the most socially progressive countries in the world DLISTED - Britney Spears and her Planet Hollywood show are leaving Las Vegas at the end of this year

JEZEBEL - Jay Z Has Removed His Full Catalog From Spotify DLISTED - Omarosa Got Married REALITY TEA - Kenya Moore Explains Why Kim Zolciak Has An Issue Against Her CELEBITCHY - Meghan Markle has shut down her blog, The Tig, and you know what that means THE BLEMISH - Tomi Lahren Sues the Blaze for Giving Her Opinion UPROXX - The Son Of Metallica’s Robert Trujillo Is Joining Korn’s Upcoming Tour In A Major Role