Blake Shelton shoots down baby, divorce rumors in typical fashion
Lots of tabloids make the mistake of thinking Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s relationship makes good fodder… But the entertainment editors quickly realize their mistakes as soon as they publish a sensational story and get a quick, public rebuttal from the man in the know.
Most recently, Life & Style published a cover story declaring country’s royal couple is “having a baby.”
“Country music’s hottest couple, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, can’t wait to become a trio. After so many ups and downs in their seven-year relationship, find out why the timing is finally right, exclusively in Life & Style. One thing on their parents-to-be to-do list? Cleaning up The Voice judge Blake’s potty mouth!”
Unfortunately for the magazine’s sales department, Blake shot the story down as soon as the issue hit newsstands.
I just read back to back NEW stories that @mirandalambert and I are having a baby, divorcing, cheating and feuding with @cher. Must be true!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) October 25, 2013
Blake then got specific about the persistent divorce rumors that have hounded the couple ever since they married in May 2011.
If it costs 40 million dollars to get a divorce then how will we ever afford it?!!! We had that money set aside for health care!!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) October 25, 2013
Ending his rant, the jokester responded to a follower’s tip that tabloid reports only become believable if they’re reported by three sources: “Oh no! So I DID have sex with a goat?!”
