Who needs hours in the gym doing sit ups and crunches when you can just have a surgical procedure called “contouring” performed? That’s the message shared by heavy-set paparazzo and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Darryn Lyons as he revealed his synthetic washboard to cast mates and the world this week.
Lyons admitted to having the procedure to cast mate Paddy Doherty just prior to the unveiling. “I had contouring done to my body,” Lyons said. “I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight. It takes away all the fat around it and actually lets your natural abs be there.”
“Basically it’s the male version of a boob job,” he added.
Somewhere in the world The Situation is lying between two DTF twins completely not pleased.
***No doubt Darryn Lyons’ surgical six pack (actually it’s an eight pack if your eyes and brain can stand to look long enough to count) is as ridiculous as it is appalling, but I’m secretly hoping this phenomenon catches on because I think it would finally help women see just how unnecessary a lot of cosmetic surgeries are. Granted, Darryn’s lack of physical fitness contributes a great deal to the absurdity here, but I am certain that if this catches on we’re gonna have douchebags around the globe going overboard with some of the most ghastly chest implants you have ever seen! Sure, there will be a number of girls that will like it, just as there are guys out there that love those triple-D silicon monstrosities, but most will be appalled and I hope would ask themselves, “Do I want the female equivalent of that?!?”
