A couple weeks ago Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans became an internet sensation after a scene in which she explained to her attorney Dustin Sullivan that she wouldn’t be able to serve a jail sentence because she had tickets to a Ke$ha concert. Jenelle explained (at great length) how Ke$ha is her favorite and how she got feathers in her hair for the concert and how she reserved a hotel room for the concert and…
Here’s the clip:
The scene became such a phenomenon that Ke$ha herself responded to it, telling The Huffington Post, “She is the reason I do what I do.” She then added, “Go grrrl don’t let the man hold you down! We R Who We R!!!!”
Being the ever-ponderous blogger that I am, I began to ponder how things would have been different if Jenelle had a different favorite singer. That spawned a cavalcade of inspirations, which I have boiled down into a Top 5 list complete with poorly executed Photoshopped visual aides! (I know, I know… This is quite a stretch, right? Just be quiet and enjoy!)
And what would Jenelle Evans’ attorney Dustin Sullivan have to say about all this?