PHOTOS What if Ke$ha wasn’t Jenelle Evans’ favorite singer?

Jenelle Evans Ke$ha feathers in her hair

A couple weeks ago Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans became an internet sensation after a scene in which she explained to her attorney Dustin Sullivan that she wouldn’t be able to serve a jail sentence because she had tickets to a Ke$ha concert. Jenelle explained (at great length) how Ke$ha is her favorite and how she got feathers in her hair for the concert and how she reserved a hotel room for the concert and…

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The scene became such a phenomenon that Ke$ha herself responded to it, telling The Huffington Post, “She is the reason I do what I do.” She then added, “Go grrrl don’t let the man hold you down! We R Who We R!!!!”

Being the ever-ponderous blogger that I am, I began to ponder how things would have been different if Jenelle had a different favorite singer. That spawned a cavalcade of inspirations, which I have boiled down into a Top 5 list complete with poorly executed Photoshopped visual aides! (I know, I know… This is quite a stretch, right? Just be quiet and enjoy!)

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans as Flavor Flav
5. Flavor Flav

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans as Katy Perry
4. Katy Perry

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans as Taylor Momsen from Pretty Reckless
3. Taylor Momsen

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans as Amy Winehouse
2. Amy Winehouse

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans as Willie Nelson
1. Willie Nelson

And what would Jenelle Evans’ attorney Dustin Sullivan have to say about all this?

Jenelle Evans' lawyer Dustin Sullivan as Gene Simmons of Kiss
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  • Mickey

    Man, it really p*ssed me off when she was like “If it means I can see Kesha, probation might be best after all”. I was like “but staying clean and sh*t for your SON isn’t?!?” she’s such a sh*t mom

  • ohmygeez

    LMAO @ Willie Nelson

  • amberc88

    pretty sad her reason for not wanting to go to jail was NOT any reason to do with her son or being away from him, but for a CONCERT! how messed up is that! and as fun as kesha concerts are, to choose her as your role model hahhaa oh you HAVE to be crazy!

  • Kari

    I guess I’ll just never understand. I have a hard time leaving my son for even a couple hours let alone leaving him for as long as Janelle has. I really hope she cleans up and starts taking responsibility for herself. Everyone always wants to blame the TV editing, but in reality, she solidifies everyone’s suspicions by what she posts online and it’s not a good look for her.

    • sammi

      I feel the same way. I miss my son every time we’re not together, like when im in school and work and he’s in school. I cant wait to see him and here Janelle leaves at the drop of a hat without hesitation. Do you know what makes us different? We actually have bonds with our children, Janelle never had a bond with Jace, thats why its so easy for her to leave him for long periods. Its almost as if they have a brother/sister relationship. She treats him not like a mom but a big sister. Jace is pretty much an orphan, neither of his parents are a part of his life. Its so sad for him. He didnt deserve to come into this world with $hitty,immature kids for parents and a grandmother who screams and curses in his ear all day when Janelle iis around. Barbara is a hell of a woman for stepping up to the plate at her age taking care of a toddler but she doesnt always have his best interest at heart when she screams and curses the way she does in front of him.

  • Anna

    This is perfect!!!

  • Bri

    Why report this nonsense…..just why?

  • Marie Tolleson

    Luv it x)

  • Marie Tolleson

    What if she was a 2 pac fan or 2 chainzz lol

  • Anonymous

    I’m also a mother. I’m glad Jenelle has her priorities in check. A Ke$ha concert is way more important than taking care of her child. After all it going to cost her “at least 15K to get Jace back” why is this person even famous? Probably because this country is filled with morons who pay attention to this business, sadly this includes me. What a piece of trash. 10 years from now she is going to be so ashamed of her life. Or not. I firmly believe she has some kind of personality disorder. Why did I waste 3 minutes even making this comment? Sheesh.

  • Whitney

    Hahahaha omg really

  • Karlye

    LMAO… It’s been almost a month and this article STILL cracks me up LOL… seriously you are a freaking genius. Every time i am having a bad day i look at these pictures and laugh out loud

  • AreYoUForReal

    The KISS reference made this post complete. She is such a mess.