Here are some frightening photos of “Catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein (69) taken September 9th, 2009 at the “Coco Before Chanel” Los Angeles Premiere after party in the Chanel Boutique.
I was on the phone with a friend when I ran across these and our conversation came to a screeching halt, at which point I tried to describe what I was looking at and mentioned the name “Jocelyn Wildenstein,” to which my friend replied, “Oh yeah! That’s just the cat lady.” So, I’m guessing it’s probably really uncool in celebrity blog circles to be flabbergasted by JW. I simply have to risk it…
WTF?!?
According to the interwebs (of course I googled her), Jocelyn has spent over $4 million on plastic surgery in an attempt to look more like the exotic wild cats she is such a big admirer of.
FAIL! You can haz no more surgery!
Jocelyn Windenstein in the '70s - before plastic surgery
Let me take this opportunity to make a point. If Jocelyn was the Queen of Pop, I can guarantee fans and the media would focus on her appearance. So don’t try to tell me the world’s fascination with Michael Jackson’s appearance is some attempt to detract from his accomplishments because he is an African American. (I’m guessing MJ and JW suffered from some similar psychological condition.)
Anyhoo … here is Jocelyn Wildenstein at the Chanel shindig and I’m gonna throw in a bunch of older photos as well to hopefully curb your morbid desire to surf for more images of The Missing Lynx. The man photographed with Jocelyn (minus the lunch pictures) is hubby Lloyd Klein.
Is Heidi Montag the next Jocelyn Wildenstein?
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What a f**king retard.
plane and simple.
looks like she has a fate face problem.
women needs to be locked up in a padded room
Her story is tragic. She did have the plastic surgery to look more like a cat yes but not because she loved them. She did it because her husband was having an affair with a much younger woman so she asked a plastic surgeon to make her look more like the cats that HE loved. All in an attempt to win him back. Said but her story is a tragic not a laughing-stock. Maybe she doesn’t look “normal” but you have to feel for the woman who would do that to herself for a man who didn’t deserve her in the first place. Just saying.
She is one of the most gruesome-looking human beings I have ever seen. She looked good in the ’70s photo….that four million dollar face could easily earn the money back by charging for tickets to see the freakshow.
heck! she looks awful…..she has done to herself more harm than good…bad lookin babie!
What’s wrong with her skin? It looks blotchy and bumpy. Sad.
i believe she made herself ugly. check out her picture in the 70′s , now she really looks ridiculous, thats just to say plastic surgery doesnt make u any finer than u were before it. sheeesh!
she is ugly!!! i think she is a stupid person for having had so much surgery but then i do feel really sorry 4 her! imagine havin 2 go out in public lookin like that!!!
Please….one more surgery!
Hate to say it, but she looks better now than she did a few years ago….the lips aren’t as slanty and she hasn’t got the super eye thing going anymore. Whilst she is still far from normal, it’s obvious she’s taking steps….which could be good or bad depending on how you look at it.