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VIDEOS Harry Styles keeps getting nailed in the nads by audience projectiles

ByDarren O

Harry-Styles

Back in the day young ladies would toss soft unharmful undergarments at their favorite performers. These are tougher times we’re living in and One Direction’s Harry Styles has learned this the hard way thanks to well-aimed audience projectiles.

The band was doing their thing live in Glasgow Tuesday when a rabid fan decided to fling her footwear at the guys during a talkie break. Harry got set up for the whammy when the first shoe lured him over as he picked it up from the stage when the second sneaky sneaker tagged the heart-throb right in the groin.

After collapsing to the stage in a made for America’s Great Britain’s Funniest Home Video’s moment, Harry rose from the family jewel missile strike, stretched it out and went on with entertaining the fans.

Doing my crack research on Harry’s hairy hari-kari mishaps, it turns out that this isn’t the first time Styles has been tagged where it really hurts while on stage. Back on April 13, 2012 the same thing happened and on that occasion, someone in the crowd got a much better video.

I had no idea it was so dangerous these days for boy band members! Perhaps Styles should cup-up in light of all this cut-up.

Photo: David Sims/WENN.com

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