VIDEO PHOTOS Isaiah Mustafa as Avenger Luke Cage

The man your man could smell like is now the super hero your man could smell like thanks to the latest installment of “Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!”

Watch as Isaiah Mustafa assumes the identity of Avenger Luke Cage and takes a stroll through Avengers Tower with guest appearances from some of Marvel’s not-quite-as-awesome characters!

Here’s the video followed by the full transcript. (Click photos for Mustafa-sized images.)

Hello Marvelites. Guess where I am? Avengers Tower. Awesome!

Now look at MODOK. Now back at me. Now back to Sugar Man. Now back to me. Now back to Sugar Man looking (should have been “licking”) at me.

They are hideous. I am not.

Who am I? I am Luke Cage. (Elevator doors open in the background exposing Daredevil planting a bomb.) I am an Avenger. Sweet Christmas, I’m awesome!

Now look up in the sky. It’s a bird! DON’T say that.

Now look down. Back up! I’m on a horse, and I have this hammer.

(Beta Ray Bill) “I am not a horse! Pbpbppbpbbbppbpbt. Not cool.”