Everyone can relate to this narcoleptic kitty. We’ve all been there, fighting consciousness with every fiber of our being until suddenly KLOP. Face plant.
And if you’ve never done this in your life, you’ve obviously never worked an office job, or been to school.
Starcasm and the following vintage video clip of McDonaldland’s 70’s spokes-thingy Uncle O’Grimacey would like to wish all our readers a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
See what is now in the argument for most inappropriate kid film movie poster in history. Read on to find out why I believe what initially appears to be a gigantic FAIL just had to be on purpose. I present to you the poster for Yogi Bear 3D in all its horror and glory. For goodness sake please hide the kids and keep a close watch on your pic-a-nic basket!!!
Most people, when they can afford to, like to give a little some of the wealth they’ve gained back to the world, back to the universe, as a :thank you” of sorts. Sometimes it’s texting the Red Cross to send aid to Haiti, making a donation to a cancer research fund, or donating your time…
Justin Timberlake joined the 5-Timer’s club last night on SNL, but he wasn’t even in one of the best parts of the show: a fauxmercial for Nuva Bling.
Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”
Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!
Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…
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