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VIDEO – Sleepy kitty face plants like a bored office worker

ByStarcasm Staff

Everyone can relate to this narcoleptic kitty. We’ve all been there, fighting consciousness with every fiber of our being until suddenly KLOP. Face plant.

And if you’ve never done this in your life, you’ve obviously never worked an office job, or been to school.

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Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010
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Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010

ByDarren O

Our Fear and Trembling submitted for your terror today involves a man born to be on F & T, Mr. Jon “dragon tattoo” Gosselin. So what is Jon up to now that lands him in our pop culture horror house? A few hints:

A) Kate Gosselin has done this many times
B) It involves Jon’s feelings and stuff
C) His life coach Sylvia Lafair is assisting Jon-minus-nine with it

Read on if you have the guts to find out Jon’s next publicity grab and our Fear and Trembling for July 6th, 2010!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon presents WINNING for Men by Charlie Sheen

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)

Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!

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VIDEO The Black Swan and Showgirls trailer mash up

ByAsa Hawks

Chalk this one up to glorious inevitability! It’s the audio from The Black Swan movie trailer with video from Showgirls, the kitschy cult classic jiggle flick from 1995 starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon as Las Vegas showgirls. I guess it could be called The Black Swangirls.”

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VIDEO Brad Paisley performs Honey Boo Boo theme song on Jimmy Kimmel Live

ByAsa Hawks

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Alana Thompson is nothing short of an inspiration! We’ve had a comic book, the Redneckipedia, an American Country Awards skit with Tim McGraw and Kristin Chenoweth, original artwork made completely of trash, and even a South Park episode. The latest addition to the Honey Boo Boeuvre is courtesy of 14-time Country Music Award winning singer/songwriter Brad Paisley, who unveiled his rendition of a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo theme song during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night.

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Did Hailey Glassman slice up Jon Gosselin’s apartment as part of a revenge plot?

ByAsa Hawks

Someone broke into Jon Gosselin’s New York City apartment, taking a bunch of crap and slicing up “shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings” with a knife before spearing a note to Jon on his dresser referring to him as a “cheater” and signed with Hailey Glassman’s name. Police have interviewed Hailey (Jon’s former girlfriend) but the general consensus is that she was framed by someone else.

I disagree! I think it actually was Hailey Glassman and this is just the first step in a sinister series of events that could possibly end with Jon Gosselin’s heart exploding!

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VIDEO Michael Bolton’s ‘School of Michael Bolton,’ kids freed from Steel Bars

ByDarren O

It is easy to see that ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’ he should send their child to his school and with ‘Time Love and Tenderness’ they can grow in the ways of Bolton. Michael Bolton I love you man. Wait I ‘Said I Loved You But I Lied’ but I really do think that the Michael Bolton School of Michael Bolton is a beautiful place. Check out the video here and be free from the ‘Steel Bars’ that surround you!