TEEN MOM Farrah Abraham selling in-person ‘date night’ packages for $5,000

Teen mom Farrah Abraham selling dates for $5,000

I can think of no greater adventure than going on a date with former Teen Mom OG star Farrah Abraham, and now that adventure can be yours for the low, low price of just $5,000!

“Want to spend some in-person time with Farrah?” the package teases on Farrah’s website. “Here is your chance.”

For making it rain on Farrah, you get to “meet Farrah in person,” “choose the date,” and “set the itinerary.” However, if you have some shadiness in your past you may not be approved. “All purchasers will be required to undergo a standard background check before a date and time are chosen,” reads the disclaimer. Sorry, Matt Baier!

One thing that the website is not clear about is how Farrah’s travel expenses are handled. I would guess that the purchaser would be responsible for covering those expenses above and beyond the $5,000, but that is purely speculation.


The “Date Night” package is just one of many that Farrah is currently offering on her website. For those wanting to test the waters a little before taking the date plunge, you can purchase a 1-on-1 video call with Farrah starting at $399.99 for five minutes. That is an INCREDIBLE deal when you compare it to the cost of “Farrahpy” cam girl sessions with Farrah, which were $10,000 per hour.

If you feel like you need a more consistent presence of Farrah in your life, she’s got you covered there too. For $1,890 a month you can become a member of her Diamond Club, which includes free premium Snapchat, four monthly 15-minute phone calls, and “Farrah’s undivided attention.” Here is how the package is described on the site:

The Diamond Club allows the ultimate Farrah Abraham fan a chance to interact with her one-on-one. Whether you just want to talk about your day, ask for business advice, or play out a fantasy, this is your chance to do so!

Upon purchasing your Diamond Club membership, a member of Farrah’s team will reach out to arrange your first call.

This product is non-refundable.

Recording of this content is not permitted.

What do you want to talk to Farrah about?

BUT WAIT!!! What if you don’t want to bother Farrah? Maybe you just want to send her lots of money and get nothing in return? Just head over to TheFarrahAbraham.com and select the “Spoil Farrah” option! That will allow you to “tip” Farrah via multiple payment options. I should warn those who really, really don’t want anything in return that the site states there is a “chance for exclusive content.”

Farrah was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania yesterday where she and Sophia enjoyed watching the Steelers play at Heinz Field on Monday Night Football. There is some speculation that perhaps someone purchased the date, but I don’t think that makes sense given that Sophia was there.

Asa Hawks is a writer and editor for Starcasm. You can contact Asa via Twitter, Facebook, or email at starcasmtips(at)yahoo.com

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