These are strange media times we’re living in and I have a wonderful example of this via a video clip from The O’Reilly Factor. Watch as Bill O’Reilly’s publicist attempts to barge in on a Snooki book signing but gets headed off at the pass by the Jersey Shore reality star’s publicist. Middle men and women of the world unite!
Watch a video clip of Snooki educating Matt Lauer on the definition of a weenis. We are all but students in the classroom of life that is Jersey Shore!
The global takeover of the world by the cast of Jersey Shore is continuing in the self depreciative form of The Flow and Nacy Show on YouTube. Shore cast members JWoww and Snooki created this masterpiece of bed-web-cam drama on their own as they have taken on the personas of older frustrated Jersey ladies who are sick of all the Jersey Shore crap!
Not to be outdone by her abtastic rapping castmate The Situation, Jersey Shore‘s diminutive diva Snooki wrote her own rap summing up her philosophy of life and uploaded her recitation to YouTube! Keep reading for the life-changing video, the transcription and a footprints-themed motivational Snooki poster!
Jimmy Kimmel Live and the gang from Jersey Shore have made another fist-pumpingly hilarious video spoof in the same vein as their Oscar Best Picture nominee re-enactments. Showing no fear of the Twihard Army, Jimmy and juice crew took on Twilight in “Friggin’ Twilight” with Snooki as Bella Swan, The Situation as Edward Cullen, Pauly D as Jacob Black and Jimmy as Bella’s father!
Radar Online reports Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling alcohol to a minor in 2004 which led to the death of Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali. Read the details of the arrest and part of an interview with Michael’s parents over five years later.
It was only a matter of time! A nude photo of Jersey Shore’s vertically challenged vivacious Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has surfaced with the promise of more on the way. Radar Onine first reported the existence of the photos and now the owners have posted one on the website NakedSnooki.com.
Click to see a small, edited screen capture and find out how you can buy the rest of the pictures!
The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are getting under way and even they aren’t immune to the Jersey Shore Invasion sweeping the nation! Here’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi with her stacked little Guidette bod packed into a short and tight violet dress. Sadly, the “poof” stayed at home, although she did try to compensate with a poofy coat. Perhaps it doesn’t react well to the altitude when flying? (Pauly D’s Blowout should have no problem!)
See the photos!
Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!
Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!
See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!
Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…
Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.
Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”
Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.
Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.
Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)
Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:
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