Lydia Hearst to portray Lindsay Lohan character in ‘Dogs In Pocketbooks’

ByDarren O

Lydia Hearst, the daughter of infamous kidnapping victim Patricia Hearst and Grand-daughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst, has been cast to portray Lindsay Lohan in a comedic vehicle that will take a satirical look at the troubled child actor turned adult. Find out about Lydia, see a pic of her with the A-list actor she’s dating, and check out some serious H-O-T lingerie photos of the highly sought out model while you’re at it.

|

Lindsay Lohan’s “Inferno” replacement Malin Akerman is a singer too

ByStarcasm Staff

Actress Malin Akerman of 27 Dresses and Watchmen fame has been chosen to replace troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. Akerman not only favors LiLo in appearance but has at least one other trait in common. No she’s not strung out on anything, she moonlights as a vocalist!

See an official music video for MaAk’s band The Petalstones (yes this is actually their name) as well as an eye opening and ear splitting live clip from L.A.’s Viper Room. Then decide for your self which 70’s porn star portrayin’ actress has the better singin’ chops.

Alexis Neiers E! News interview May 11, 2010
| |

Thong wearing author Alexis Neiers gives cellmate Lindsay Lohan advice

ByDarren O

Is there nothing that Bling Ring burglar, E reality star and infamous Lilo cellmate Alexis Neiers can’t do!?! In this catch all post find out about the book Alexis has authored, see a video of her giving her sister-in-outlaw Lilo advice and see pics of her stumbling around in a see through skirt and thong!

| | |

PHOTOS: LiLo not alone, Celebs doing time at Lynwood Prison

ByDarren O

Lindsay Lohan has been finger nailed to the wall but she should not feel alone as a celebrity spending a little time in Lynwood Prison. Hangin’ at Lynwood is becoming as trendy as cutting a rug at Le Deux or having a mixed drink at the Chateau Marmot. In order to bring some comfort to LiLo during her abbreviated stay at Lynwood here is a photo gallery of famous past involuntary visitors to the legendary Hollywood bar(s). Bonus: Try to guess which one is currently in Lynwood with Lohan and is reported to be in an adjacent cell!

PHOTO Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer Tiffany Feder-Cohen

ByAsa Hawks

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday for violating the terms of her parole stemming from a DUI arrest in 2007, but the perpetual train wreck isn’t going down without a fight! In addition to calling Judge Marsha Revel a “f***ing b*tch” and telling friends, “I’m not going to jail!” Lindsay has changed attorneys! Keep reading to find out what little is known about LiLo’s new leagal eagle, Tiffany Feder-Cohen!

PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace ‘Inferno’ movie posters

ByAsa Hawks

Photographer Tyler Shields unveiled two versions of the movie poster for the upcoming movie Inferno featuring Lindsay Lohan as adult film star Linda Lovelace. This officially marks the halfway point in the lifespan of the public’s interest in the film, which is scheduled to all but disappear just after the release of the grainy trailer showing Lindsay Lohan in suggestive poses and getting smacked around by her pimp/husband. Keep reading to see the posters!

WANTED: LINDSAY LOHAN Warrant issued for her arrest

ByAsa Hawks

Judge Marsha Revel issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan after she missed her court appearance earlier this morning. After running off to France for the Cannes Film Festival, Lohan Polanski first claimed that the volcano in Iceland prevented her from getting a flight home and then later said her passport had been stolen, but Judge Marsha laid the hammer down anyway!

Keep reading to find out what kind of hot water Lindsay is in now!

|

New Lindsay Lohan song “I Wanna Be Bad” leaked

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been said for a couple years now that the music industry is going down like the Titanic, which appears to be true with as many leaks as it has! It leaks more than a ten cent diaper! And speaking of ten cent diapers, the latest victim of pre-releasal is the Queen of Downward Spiral herself, Lindsay Lohan!

Listen to “I Wanna Be Bad” and see if you can figure out the mysterious ‘rocket going boom!’ metaphor!

| | |

Twitter War: Did Samantha Ronson spit in Lindsay Lohan’s face?

ByDarren O

Self destructing Lindsay Lohan is making the best of her limited resources by using the free online tool Twitter to tell everybody that her ex-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson had spit in her face at a birthday party. Check out Sam’s response or lack there of. Poor, poor Lindsay.

| |

Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Cocaine Use On Michael Lohan

Bymariamargarita

Lindsay Lohan sure is trying hard lately, isn’t she? A few weeks ago she let T.V. show The Insider into her home to battle her “hoarding” problem with Niecy Nash, and now she’s talked to infamous U.K. tabloid The Sun about her “former” drug problems. Lindsay says that she started using cocaine in 2007, after…

| |

PHOTOS George Lucas photobombs Lindsay Lohan in St. Barts

ByAsa Hawks

Lindsay Lohan was continuing her world record paced bikini marathon in St. Barts Saturday, following up Friday’s 4 swimsuits with two more – although technically one of them appears to be a duplicate from the previous day. (The whopper-jawed asymmetrical black thing on the yacht that makes her but look like her front.) The real story isn’t that Lindsay Lohan continued her swimwear-athon by trying on a one-piece black stringy swimsuit, it’s the fact that there are SOOOO many celebrities in St. Barts this New Year’s that you can’t photograph LiLo trying on a bikini without a George Lucas photobomb!

PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan wears four bikinis in one day in St. Barts!

ByAsa Hawks

Holy Crap! Lindsay Lohan is going for the “Most Bikinis In One Year” world record, and at this rate she will shatter it by having worn 1460 of the tiny swimsuits by the end of 2010! Though Lindsay may not be in my Top Ten List as far as women I’d like to see break that record, I can’t complain about LiLo giving it a shot. Granted, she is the covergirl for Train Wreck Magazine, but as far as train wrecks go ol’ Lindsay’s perty hot!

LiLo, like most of Hollywood apparently, spent her New Year’s on a yacht down in the tropic paradise of St. Barts. If you look closely at these photos, which appear to have been taken from 12 miles away on a rocking raft, you will count four different swimsuits! Three bikinis and a Sophie Monke-styled black twisty one piece. Is she designing a line of swimwear for Emanuel Ungaro that I don’t know about?