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VIDEO A hip thrusting young Justin Timberlake sings Garth Brooks at a local talent contest!

ByDarren O

There’s a video of Justin Timberlake as an 11-year-old from Star Search singing a country song that has around 3 million views. Well there just so happens to be another clip of young Justin Randall, the name he went by back then, in a mind-altering hip thrusting local talent contest video where he performs Garth Brooks sexually suggestive song “Two of a Kind.”

There is YouTube gold and then there is hall-of-fame worthy clips. This tight jeans, perfect score, cheap random country house backdrop, poor quality, prepubescent sexually charged video deserves your HOF consideration!

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Democracy denied: Fort Wayne building will not be named after Harry Baals

ByDarren O

Harry Baals’ legacy dangles over the city of Fort Wayne, Indiana like the Sword of Testiclese. As a show of respect to their former mayor the city’s citizens cast their votes online to name the newest government building “The Harry Baals Government Center” in his honor, but area officials are a little teste about the proposal.

See the report filed by an area news team that delves deep into the family Baals’ past, uncovering a disputed manner in which to pronounce Harry Baals’ surname. So is it the Baals that rhymes with fails or the Baals that rhymes with falls? Turns out both are right!

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MUGSHOTS Florida men accused of snorting human and dog ashes

ByDarren O

Five suspects allegedly broke into a Marion County, FL home for a burglary and tried to get high by sniffing human and dog ashes they mistakenly identified as cocaine.

Read on for all the strange details of the Keith Richards reenactment, a video report and large high-res mugshots of the three adults being charged for the crime.

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VIDEO Lacrosse halftime show features a lap dance contest

ByDarren O

At Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!

Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.

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Robert De Niro making funny faces for soft-core ‘Sam’s Song’

ByDarren O

Legendary actor Robert De Niro recently stated that he enjoyed working on a soft-core film called “Sam’s Song.” The film, from ’69 of course, features a mind blowingly mustached De Niro cavorting around with a hot young blond. Read De Niro’s comments about the role and the full SFW version of the film right here!

Bonus: See arguably the best funny face gallery in existence that I was able to pull from the film. It may just overtake “Sad Keanu” as the new viral image trend!

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Hugh Jackman hit in the sack by Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover!

ByDarren O

Things have not been going well lately for super talent Hugh Jackman. Wolverine was recently in the news for a well publicised injury suffered while repelling during a stunt for Oprah Winfrey’s visit to Australia. So what could be worse than that type of public stunt FAIL? How about a direct shot to Hugh Jackman’s sack-man in a cricket pitch from Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover Shane Warne!?!

That’s right! Take time to prepare yourself for the emotional impact of seeing a crotch shot impact happen down under to the man from the land down under!

Woman wears bikini to LAX to avoid TSA pat down

ByDarren O

It seems like everyone in America has an opinion in regards to the new TSA pat down procedures taking place at airports nationwide. Whether you’re on the side of added security or feel that the whole thing is an overload government abomination, I think we can all agree that the following lady has the perfect solution: Wear a sexy little bikini in hopes that you can avoid the security frisking!

Keep reading to see multiple video interviews at LAX and see multiple bikini shots of Corinne Theile – America’s latest airline hero!

VIDEO: Cars and a bus struggle during Seattle’s recent snow storm

ByDarren O

In a late nomination for this particular blogger’s amateur YouTube video of the year a videographer finds himself in a prime location during the recent snow storm in Seattle. During this almost 6 minute clip car after car after car and then a big ol’ City bus lose traction and slide down a steep and icy John St. on Capitol Hill.

Check it out and say you were one of the first million to see what is sure to become a viral classic!

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VIDEOS: Ugly Dance World Cup 2010

ByDarren O

The ten finalists are now set for the Ugly Dance World Cup 2010 that will go down in Germany tomorrow. Check out the amazing video submissions from the best in the world or at least Western Europe at dancing terribly. They are ready to prove that their inabilities will far undershine all their adversaries led feet and jelly knees. Rhythm is not welcome here, choreography is a sin and you better not even think about reminding the judges of Usher or even The Situation for that matter!

VIDEOS: DWTS meets Justin Bieber meets Lithuania dad

ByDarren O

Justin Bieber fever has spread its talons causing strange inexplicable behavior across the planet. In a terrifying and seemingly hopeless case of Bieb-Fever we have Vitalijus Orlovas from Lithuania stealing the spotlight from his two unassuming daughters who simply wanted to do a cover of Justin’s song “Baby.”

Bonus: I found the Lithuanian Usher’s YouTube channel and have included three additional mind blowing videos for your enjoyment!

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Ten Bridalplasty inspired reality show mashups

ByDarren O

Yes, the show Bridalplasty exists, or at least will exist on E. This show will combine the wedding competition genre with the plastic surgery genre in a mind blowing signal that the world as we know it could very well be ending.

Inspired by this concept of combining reality show themes check out our list of ten reality show mashups inspired by Bridalplasty and then let us hear your ideas. Just as a teaser I’ll give you number seven, The Teen Mom Pick Up Artist!

The most ridiculous moment in music video history!

ByDarren O

I’ve seen a bunch of music videos in my days going back to Night Tracks and when MTV actually showed music videos. I submit for your amazement and probable judgment my nomination for the most ridiculous moment in the history of music video!

80’s, DLR, and a drummer that looks like Garth from Wayne’s World. Check it out then try to top me if you dare.