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Spencer Pratt returns fire at Andy Cohen’s Heidi Montag “trash” bash

ByDarren O

Bad Idea: Be Heidi Montag and try to claim that you’re going to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Worse Idea: Be Spencer Pratt and try to get in to a war-of-words vs. What Watch Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

Read on for the deets in this, “you really shouldn’t have went there Speidi” situation and then catch a video that represents what I think a Pratt vs. Cohen battle might look like!

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Heidi Montag in talks to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills

ByDarren O

The cross-pollination of different reality TV franchises is possibly being elevated to a whole new stratosphere if Heidi Montag gets her wish and is cast for Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is no mistake, according to Radar the young flag bearer for plastic augmentation is in negotiations to join the Housewives franchise nation!

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Who Is Jen Bunney, Heidi Montag’s New BFF and Co-Star?

Bymariamargarita

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are at it again! They’ve orchesrated what some insiders are calling a fake breakup in order to bring attention to a new reality show Heidi is currently filming. Word is, they want to re-launch Heidi as a “single girl” brand, with Jen Bunney as her co-star and sidekick. Viewers of The Hills will already know Jen; this is not the first time she has graced our screens.

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VIDEO Heidi Montag and Ben Kingsley audition for Transformers 3

ByStarcasm Staff

After having ten cosmetic surgical procedures performed on her in one day I don’t think anyone would question The Hills star Heidi Montag’s qualifications as a Transformer! The Deceptiblond posted a video on her Facebook account Tuesday that she titled “Video to Michael Bay” in which she runs around a firing range shooting at paper targets. Keep reading to watch the video and see if you think Heidi has what it takes to be Hollywood’s next action star!

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Heidi Montag Is Dedicating Herself To Acting and Writing

Bymariamargarita

Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to…

VIDEO Heidi Montag Pratt performs “Body Language” at the 2009 Miss Universe pagaent

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night Heidi Montag (Pratt) performed at the Miss Universe pageant wearing a tacky version of Britney’s Bombshell 2000 VMA flesh-colored sparkle outfit. Mrs. Pratt proceeded to flail her arms and move out of rhythm while lip syncing her ear-assaulting song “Body Language.” Britney can’t really dance either, but her talent is exuding sex appeal….

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Marcia Cross puts on her victory face after camera-blocking Speidi

Bycarrieglass

See that glimmer in her eye? That’s the face of someone who just stuck it to Speidi, something everyone would get a little giddy about, and rightfully so. Here’s the best shot of Marcia Cross and her fellow fire-headed friend blocking Heidi and Spencer Pratt from their spotlight: Speidi were going out to Barneys to…