SISTER WIVES Meri Brown catfish update: Sam is married with a wife and two kids now
It’s been a while since we checked in on Samuel “Sam” Cooper, the man that virtually seduced Sister Wives star Meri Brown and was later revealed to be a woman named Jacquelyn “Jackie” Overton — at least according to Meri (and common sense). But ol’ Sam isn’t about to let some reality star or a bit of common sense make him not exist! Quite the contrary — Sam is currently doing extremely well. Since getting entangled with Meri, he has published two books, adopted twins, married a (female) lawyer, and is planning to retire early from being CEO of one of the six companies that he runs.
Here are some excerpts from Sam’s “2016 Year In Review” post from the blog that he still maintains, despite not existing:
I had a great year last year. All of my dreams came true. In January I was dealing with my new book being published and released…I announced my retirement plans for SJC…Lindsay has now purchased 50% of SJC. I still retain 50% but will no longer have a CEO position after this year…I wish her all my best and I know she is going to make everything run smoothly.
My twins were born in February! Everything leading up to their birth was a learning experience. I had to figure everything out as I went. I had great advice and support. Thank goodness for Sarah. She has been such an important part of their life. I could not have made it this far without her. I also thank my other 2 nannies. They have helped Sarah recoup from all the hours she works for us. She is a part of our family now and I want to take care of her forever. She is still in school she is almost done with 2 of her certifications. I’m happy for her still keeping her own dreams going as she works for us.
Let me think. In March I turned 43…My boys pretty much took over my spring and I couldn’t have been happier. I remember my two little peanuts being so small. They were great from the beginning and allowed me to make mistakes, learn, and slowly know what they needed.
April and May were still a blur because I was in baby overload.
As for the rest of the year. Everything was a lesson. I met my wife. We became engaged. I legally adopted my boys. I had a huge family wedding. And we had our first Christmas. It was all perfect. My marriage is strong and healthy. We talk everything out. We still haven’t even had one fight.
…I am happy, healthy, and loving my life. I love my wife very much. I love Heston and Alex. And I look forward to the new year.
Go Vegan! Go Cubs! Go Thunder! and Go Bears!
It appears as though 2017 is picking up right where 2016 left off as Sam and his instant perfect family just got back from a vacation to Atlantis in the Bahamas. Sam and Mrs. Sam were also in attendance at President Barack Obama’s farewell speech and have been spending a lot of time at their lake house.
Of course, there are no photos of Sam’s wife or his kids or Sam. One Twitter user pointed that out: “I love how there are so many posts about your wife and kids.. Yet we never see pics of her amazing body or how beautiful your kids are.” Sam responded by revealing: “They are all on my Facebook. I put the pics anywhere else and you trolls will create lies with them. It’s called protecting my family.”
And another:
@daniellewood89 posting any more of my private life for ammo you trolls will use. Leave me and my friends alone please. Move on. pic.twitter.com/OdCXxYovBW
— Samuel Cooper (@notbatmanyet) January 10, 2017
Here’s another interaction, including the findings from a private investigator?!
@notbatmanyet you're real in the mind of one Jackie Overton. That's all, other than that you have never existed in the United States. pic.twitter.com/nFrcBcQsY4
— Regina Phalange (@notbatwomanyet) January 10, 2017
I still don’t know how Nev Schulman and Max Joseph haven’t jumped on this yet. Ah, but perhaps that will be the next chapter in the always exciting life of one Sam Cooper!
Stay tuned.
