Scorned dentist removes all of ex-boyfriend’s teeth after being dumped

ByDarren O


Polish dentist Anna Mackowiak went seriously whack when her ex-boyfriend showed up to have some work done on his teeth.

Marek Olszewski had a toothache and made probably the worst decision of his life by deciding that he’d visit Anna a mere days after he had dumped her. Anna gave our man a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all this dude’s teeth, one at a time.

Heartache > Toothache

She said:

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

When Marek woke up he immediately could tell something was very wrong:

“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages. She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist. I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.”

Yeah dude, she’s a professional – YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH!

Marek already had a new girl but she left him, he claims, because of his unflattering chomperless mug. Revenge can be sweet but for our scorned dentist she now faces up to 3 years in prison and is under investigation for medical malpractice.

Hey, at least it wasn’t the guy’s urologist!

We’ve been asked – no that top photo is not our man in question – just a stock image.

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