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PHOTOS What would an ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Premiere look like in Japan?

ByStarcasm Staff

We no longer have to ponder that question! Check out these images of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in front of a magical, giant toadstool-infested castle at the Japanese Premiere of Alice In Wonderland in Japan March 22!

The event was held at the Ebisu Garden Place in Tokyo, Japan with the film set to open in the island nation on April 17.

Though seeing Johnny Depp and Tim Burton hanging out on the set of a Walt Disney Allman Brothers movie, I thought I might take the idea of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonder Land meets Japan one step further. No, I don’t just mean calling it Arice In Wonderrand but actually mashing up one of Japan’s most famous feline faces with a famously charismatic catty countenance from Wonderland:

Hello Cheshire Kitty

Whoah! Something tells me that won’t be making it onto purses and earrings any time soon!

In contrast, I’ll leave you with a photo of the Depponator, who has no difficulty at all getting his mug on purses and earrings:

(Photos by Junko Kimura/Getty Images)
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