PHOTOS The biggest Bloody Mary in the world is intimidating

A Milwaukee pub has created the biggest Bloody Mary in the world. It is the most absurd, delicious, terrifying meal you have ever seen: a half-gallon Bloody Mary with a fried chicken on top. In case you’re starving, though, don’t worry: it’s mounted with way more food than *just* a chicken.

The old belief that you can cure a hangover with greasy, heavy food has been scientifically disproven–but don’t tell that to the folks at Sobelman’s Pub and Grill. Located just across from the Menomonee River there in Milwaukee (which is Algonquin for “the good land”), Sobelman’s is making a name for itself with the most ridiculous drink that has ever existed, and possibly that ever will exist. It’s a Bloody Mary. It’s called the “Chicken Fried Bloody Beast.” And it comes with a fried chicken on top.

Not a chicken leg, or a chicken wing. But a whole fried chicken, along with a veritable garden’s worth of pickled goodies, plus more meat: “cheese, sausage, pickle, olive, onion, mushroom, asparagus, scallion, shrimp, lemon, brussels sprouts, tomato, celery, [and] two Baconadoes.”

What’s a Baconado, you ask? Why–it’s a jalapeño pepper, stuffed with cheddar cheese, wrapped in bacon, and deep-fried. And from the looks of this thing it comes with about a half-dozen, so be hungry when you order. In fact, bring every friend you’ve got. And be ready to make some more.

Also–in case you forgot–the Chicken Fried Bloody Beast comes with an entire fried chicken.

Then again, Sobelman’s is the pub that invented the Bloody Mary with a cheeseburger on top. So maybe a fried chicken is just the next logical step. If by the summer we see it on the menu topped with an entire Little Caesar’s bacon-wrapped pizza, we can rest assured that the apocalypse is near.

If you’re interested in giving this horrific, beautiful, horrific concoction a try, know that it costs fifty ($50) dollars. But $5 of that goes toward Milwaukee’s Hunger Task Force. Which is both generous, and a really cruel joke. Still, it’s something to feel good about while you consume the current record-holder for Most Absurd Food on the Planet.

(Photo credits: The biggest Bloody Mary in the world at Sobelman’s via Facebook)