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Wife stabs husband with squirrel for failing to procure Christmas beer
ByDarren O44-year-old Helen Ann Williams from North Charleston, South Carolina sent her old man out on a b-double-e-double-r-u-n late on Christmas Eve. After learning that her hubby had returned empty-handed because the store was closed she got so mad that she allegedly stabbed him with a squirrel. Read on for this squirrelly tale of one woman’s need for her Christmas spirits!
VIDEO: Too soon? Golden Girls adult film parody
ByDarren OIt is now safe to add porno-parody to the new celebrity culture news cycle along with Twitter, Facebook, The Soup, YouTube and of course wonderfully insightful blogs. Following the recent passing of Rue McLanahan and the omni-presence of Betty White, the Golden Girls are getting the official “adult treatment”. Check out the SFW trailer and the hilarious parody of the theme song “Thank You For Being a Friend.”
VIDEO Six seasons of Lost’s Hurley saying “Dude!”
Remove sexiness from the equation and undoubtedly hefty Hugo “Hurley” Reyes is the greatest character to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost – and that’s coming from someone who thinks there are a LOT of great characters to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost!
John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…
VIDEO Miami news reporter Joyce Evans has best sign off ever
Back before she was the co-anchor for Philadelphia’s FOX 29, Joyce Evans was a young reporter workin’ the beat for WCIX in Miami. In a short video clip that has become an internet sensation, Joyce can be seen in 1983 finishing up a report from in front of the Miami Police Department, which is apparently not her favorite place to be. Watch the hilarious clip and then watch the full blooper reel it came from, including more of Joyce as well as her foul-mouthed co-workers at WCIX!
GMA VIDEO Reese Witherspoon told cops she was pregnant during recent arrest
ByLindsayActress Reese Witherspoon had her squeaky clean reputation tarnished last week after she reportedly played the “Do you know who I am?!?” card with an officer who had pulled her husband Jim Toth over for suspicion of driving under the influence. (Reese was later charged with disorderly conduct after refusing to stay in the car as instructed and and her hubby received a DUI.) Reese appeared on Good Morning America earlier today and explained exactly what happened that night, including the fact that she not only played the “Do you know who I am?!?” card, but also the “I’m pregnant (even though I’m really not)” card!
PHOTOS Katharina Haecker in “The Genteel Elegance of Figure Skating Fail”
Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.