PHOTO Debra Messing sexy beachwear FAIL

Debra Messing delivered a slap to the face of all red-blooded heterosexual American males when she took to the beaches of Malibu on July 4th wearing some sort of frumpy black-and-white-and-red-all-over Carmen San Diego inspired muumuu trench coat! That may be the appropriate beach attire on the Caspian Seashores of Turkmenistan, but this is America!

Doesn’t California have laws against this sort of un-American behavior? This is the worst cover-up since Watergate! Heck, even spies working against us have the decency to reveal a little on Skindependance Day! This IS NOT what the Beach Boys, David Lee Roth and Katy Perry were singing about.

You may argue that Debra is red-headed and fair complected, but that’s why we have SPF 35 and parasols. There is simply no excuse.

That being said, Debra did eventually sneak off and at least reveal a fun red bikini top that showed off her cute little Debra Blessings nicely:

Too little too late. (That’s what she said!)

Here’s a little refresher course on some of the correct attire for California girls from the appropriately patriotic David Lee Roth:

Photo: Fame Pictures