Now Charlie Sheen’s dentist is accusing him of sexual assault

You may or may not have heard that Mr. Charlie Sheen got himself into a spot of trouble earlier this week. It seems Mr. Sheen has been accused of lashing out with a knife at his dentist and dentist’s assistant, while high on “rock cocaine” (or “crack,” as it is sometimes known).

Now, C-Dog has got a whole different crack-fueled problem.

Margarita Palestino, the assistant in question, has filed a sexual assault lawsuit against Sheen. She claims he grabbed her breast and “tried to tear her bra off” while in his drug-induced frenzy–and that, when he finally did leave the office, “spit covered the walls of the examination room.”

Palestino’s lawsuit goes on to claim that when she fitted him with a mask for nitrous oxide, Sheen jumped out of the chair and shouted “I’m going to f****** kill you!”

The suit doesn’t say whether Palestino and the dentist tried to calm Sheen down by pointing out that they were giving him *more* drugs. Plus a piece of candy at the end of the procedure.

(Maybe Sheen hates watermelon Jolly Ranchers?)

The topper? Sheen brought a bodyguard and personal assistant with him to the dentist–because, winning–and the assistant handed Palestino $500 as the group made its way out the door.

He told her, “This is for your troubles.”

Sheen’s lawyers maintain that their client was already on painkillers for a shoulder injury, which painkillers did not mix well with the nitrous. They claim that Palestino is a money-grubbing so-and-so, bent on destroying the pristine reputation of Charlie Sheen, Actor.

This should be a fun one to watch.