MNF VIDEO Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews steals football from Adrian Peterson returns fumble for touchdown

ByBubba Scarce
Security camera footage from the scene of the crime
Security camera footage from the scene of the crime

This play goes down as a fumble recovery for a touchdown, but I believe the layman’s term is “YOINK!” On Monday Night Football, Minnesota running back extraordinaire Adrian Peterson was running to the outside left and he got plugged up by a lineman and a linebacker when number 52 Clay Matthews came in and literally stole the ball right out of his arms and ran it back the other way for a touchdown!

That was such a smooth pickpocket the Packers are changing their team name from the Green Bay Packers to Oliver and Company. Clay Matthews’ new nickname is Bernie Madoff. (I’ll refrain from my “losing a ball” John Kruk joke.)

Anywaaaaaaay… Here’s the amazing video:

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