How to lose an eating contest

ByStarcasm Staff

Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)

Similar Posts

| |

PHOTO Mel Gibson ‘The Beaver’ movie poster

ByAsa Hawks

The release of Mel Gibson’s film The Beaver, featuring the controversial star and a beaver hand puppet, has been put on hold indefinitely thanks the leaked enraged voice mails and phone calls Mel made to girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. But, that didn’t stop the production company from putting up this promotional poster at The American Film Market recently! Keep reading to see the full poster as well as additional starcasm.net exclusive versions!

|

VIDEO Tornado does Hamburglar impersonation

ByDarren O

Part of the transcript from the news report video you will be watching:

Hubbard: I was scared. I was fixing to eat a hamburger and it took it! And I don’t even know where it’s at.

Pace: (incredulous) It took the hamburger right out of your hand?

Hubbard: Hamburger, fries and drink. I don’t know where it’s at.

Might as well watch it now because eventually you’re gonna see this one. As a bonus the reporter Meg Pace was kind enough to give us an update!

Johnny Depp drunk Hollywood Film Awards
|

VIDEO Drunk Johnny Depp’s intoxicationtroduction at Hollywood Film Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Johnny Depp added a new entry in The Rum Diary last night at the Hollywood Film Awards as the seemingly blitzed A-lister took viewers down 21 Drunk Street with a profanity-laden and slurred introduction to talent manager Shep Gordon and the presentation of the Hollywood Documentary Award to Mike Myers with for his film, Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon.

| |

Farrah Abraham explains recent DUI arrest

ByLindsay

Farrah Abraham was arrested on Monday morning and charged with a DUI. The Teen Mom star had been tweeting since the arrest, but never actually admitted to it. Instead, she told fans that she doesn’t care about the drama and “what people believe & makeup.” Four days later, Farrah is now opening up about the arrest and explaining (or should we say denying?) most of the police report.

| |

Are Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie getting married?

ByAsa Hawks

Larry King’s letterman jacket is probably the only thing that has been in the closet longer than Sesame Street bosom buddy muppets Bert and Ernie, but that may be about to change! No, Larry King didn’t get cast in a flux-capacitor-gone-wrong Back To The Future sequel – Bert and Ernie may be getting married! Or at least they will if a viral online petition gets its way.