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We’ll never forget the images of a bald Britney Spears beating the hell out of a paparazzi’s van with an umbrella just a few years ago. The incident was just the beginning of Brit’s downward spiral and although she has seemed to be back on the right track, Britney still has looming mental issue that’s holding her back from making her own decisions.
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Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!
Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!
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Never mind the buttocks here’s Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Before all of you start covering up your ears in horror try to look on the bright side and realize that this will inevitably result in music videos. Did that still not help? Yeah I’m pretty inconsolable about the whole idea too.
Check out a brief video of Kim K singing with Jimmy Fallon at the 2010 Emmy’s and then read our title and track listing suggestions for her debut including “In the Derriere Tonight” feat. Phil Collins and “Rears in Heaven” feat. Eric Clapton.
MULTIPLE CHOICE with Antonio Banderas
Here is a photo of Spanish actor Antonio Banderas taken May 5, 2010. Your job is to figure out which of the following explains what you’re looking at! Is it:
A. Antonio has a new rap album
B. Antonio received an honorary doctorate degree from Malaga University
C. Antonio will be playing the dust mop in the new Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast
D. Antonio is merely showing off his Championship ring after winning the first ever World Cup of Doily Koosh Ball
Keep reading to find out the correct answer!