The man your man could smell like is now the super hero your man could smell like thanks to the latest installment of “Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!”
Watch as Isaiah Mustafa assumes the identity of Avenger Luke Cage and takes a stroll through Avengers Tower with guest appearances from some of Marvel’s not-quite-as-awesome characters!
Here’s the video followed by the full transcript. (Click photos for Mustafa-sized images.)
Hello Marvelites. Guess where I am? Avengers Tower. Awesome!
They are hideous. I am not.
Now look up in the sky. It’s a bird! DON’T say that.
Now look down. Back up! I’m on a horse, and I have this hammer.
(Beta Ray Bill) “I am not a horse! Pbpbppbpbbbppbpbt. Not cool.”