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Hooter tweet! Kim Kardashian bikini twitter photos!

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Kardashian bikini photo

Kim Kardashian knows that a sexy woman fresh off a break up shouldn’t be spending her time crying into a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream! What should she be doing? Taking hot, hot, hot bikini photos of herself and posting them on twitter with casual captions like, “Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

Poor Reggie Bush. That’s one endzone he won’t be seeing again!

I feel obligated to come up with a sniglet for for twitter breast pictures like this one:

Kim Kardashian breast photo
Kim Kardashian shows off her “other” assets in a twitter photo

I’m leaning towards “twooters” – whadya think?

(OK Kim – you know you’re taking it easy on Reggie. He needs to see the derrierror of his ways! Find a mirror or hand that camera off to your sister and get a photo that says to Reggie, “Badonkadon’t you wish you hadn’t cheated on this?!?”)

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