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Have a Coke and a smile

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of the World Cup I thought I might post up one of my favorite soccer futbol-themed photos! This is the south end of a north bound cheerleader at the Bicentario 2010 match up between Toluca and Santos Domingo de Campeones. Now THAT’S a bumper sticker!

Not wanting to be left “behind,” other soft drink companies are scrambling to capitalize on the assvertising craze with tushy-themed thirst quenchers like:

Badonkadoctor Pepper
Mountain Doo Doo
Poopsi
Arsey Cola (RC)
Bunkist
Derriera Mist
T&A&W Root Beer

(Insert Cherry Coke joke here.)

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