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Have a Coke and a smile

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of the World Cup I thought I might post up one of my favorite soccer futbol-themed photos! This is the south end of a north bound cheerleader at the Bicentario 2010 match up between Toluca and Santos Domingo de Campeones. Now THAT’S a bumper sticker!

Not wanting to be left “behind,” other soft drink companies are scrambling to capitalize on the assvertising craze with tushy-themed thirst quenchers like:

Badonkadoctor Pepper
Mountain Doo Doo
Poopsi
Arsey Cola (RC)
Bunkist
Derriera Mist
T&A&W Root Beer

(Insert Cherry Coke joke here.)

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PHOTO Sad Keanu Reeves and sad Sean Penn in drag

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Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!

Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!

(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!

VIDEO Lamar Odom addresses death rumors in surprise update: ‘F*ck the haters’
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Wife stabs husband with squirrel for failing to procure Christmas beer

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44-year-old Helen Ann Williams from North Charleston, South Carolina sent her old man out on a b-double-e-double-r-u-n late on Christmas Eve. After learning that her hubby had returned empty-handed because the store was closed she got so mad that she allegedly stabbed him with a squirrel. Read on for this squirrelly tale of one woman’s need for her Christmas spirits!

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PHOTOS Carrie Bradshaw is permed and pearled – Sarah Jessica Parker goes 80s glam on set of Sex and the City 2

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