Charlie Sheen declares apocalyptic war against Brooke Mueller, DCFS

It had been just long enough of a relative silence from Charlie Sheen that I almost forgot how he took over the internet with his mad rambles and all around self-proclaimed #winning. Well… Charlie is back in rare form as he’s officially declared war against the mother of his twin sons, Brooke Mueller, in only the way Charlie Sheen can.

Charlie’s intermediary with the world is TMZ for which he recently did an interview putting Brooke on blast calling her the world’s worst parent and a “wh0re.” Just for good measure, Sheen also called the judge overseeing Brooke’s case, “The Dishonorable Judge Douchebag.” He stated that the Department of Children and Family Services was more concerned with protecting Brooke, who recently completed her gazillionth time in rehab, than protecting his kids.

He then shared pics of son Bob allegedly before and after a visit with Brooke in which it looks like his face got injured.

Brooke Mueller retaliated by requesting a subpoena for all the talking Sheen did on TMZ because she claims that it violated their divorce agreement gag order in which Sheen agreed to not discuss her alleged drug use with any media .

On top of all of this craziness, Charlie’s ex Denise Richards, who’s been taking care of the children and reportedly doing a wonderful job, wants to relinquish her guardianship of the boys citing similar episodes as Charlie in which they claim that the children come back worse after having spent time with their mother. The photos mentioned above of Bob were part of her letter to DCFS — which Charlie then shared.

Instead of silencing Sheen, Brooke’s actions appear to have had the opposite effect as he’s written a Charlie Sheenesque declaration of war, in which he even begins with an ominous quote from his dad, Martin Sheen’s, film Apocalypse Now:

“I am beyond their timid lying morality, therefore I am beyond caring. What my family and I are forced to deal with in the last 4 years, lives outside the pale of any acceptable conduct or decency. I am battling an amorphous enemy that needs to be swiftly disempowered. These crimes against my children will be exposed. These war criminals will be hanged at dusk to a cheering and jeering crowd, gathered together in love in support of all children who are mercilessly discarded like garbage by CPS. Which by the way stands for ‘CAN’T PROTECT SHITE.’ The storm is brewing. Their roofs are leaking. I am the Tsunami your mommy warned you about your whole childhood. All of you renegade deplorable pigs are marked for slaughter.”

For reference here’s the scene from his dad’s film cued to the part including his quote:

Charlie also posted the same kind of declarations via his Twitter account. He wrote, “oh, by the way, nice try this morning Brooke. you are a chubby weirdo who will lose at every turn trying to get between me and my boys. c” Then he tweeted the following:

happy Bday Brooke when you’re done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot why don’t ya ‘blow’ out this candle. c http://t.co/sw1K4LI7BS

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) November 5, 2013

Yes. That’s a piece of cake with a fake grenade on it…

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