Who’s craziest? Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson or Jack Torrance?

We leave this one entirely in the capable and trusted hands of our devoted Starcasm readers.  We want to know who’s the craziest mo-fo around.  Is it Charlie Sheen and his cocaine powered porn parties?  Or could it be Mel Gibson and his anti-Semitic displays of drunkenly disorder and unforgettable rage rants?  Or is it fictional horror-film legend Jack Torrance played by Jack Nicholson from the film The Shining?

Charlie Sheen: The latest crazy king is seemingly hell bent to go down in flames despite having arguably the most overpaid cushy job in sitcom history.

Charlie Sheen in Gourcho Marx nose and glasses

“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

Mel Gibson: Renowned for playing nut jobs on film, this dangerous dude from down under has a history of vitriolic alcohol induced anti-Semitic rage and a virtual audio library of profanity-fueled angry rants that have set the bar for what celebs can look to and say, “Well at least I didn’t say THAT!”

“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that!?!”

Jack Torrance: This whack-job fictional hotel terror played by Jack Nicholson from the Stanley Kubrick masterpiece The Shining based on the novel by Stephen King still has folks weary to stay at the local out-of-the-way hotel. He’s the creative manifestation of these three legendary masters of loony appreciation; Kubrick, Nicholson and King.

“Heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!”

Submit your vote and settle this one-brick-shy-of-a-full-load question of our times!