Lance Armstrong hit parked cars and blamed his girlfriend

Lance Armstrong hit parked cars and blamed his girlfriend

ByStarcasm Staff

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong hit two parked cars after a night of partying in Aspen, Colorado, but agreed to let his girlfriend take blame. According to The AP (via The Denver Post), Lance’s girlfriend, Anna Hansen, initially told police she was driving his car home from an Aspen Art Museum party because, as she said,…

Lance Armstrong admits he would dope all over again if given the chance

Lance Armstrong admits he would dope all over again if given the chance

ByJessica Bradford

After winning the Tour De France 7 consecutive times and becoming one of the world’s most famous and admired athletes, Lance Armstrong quickly fell from grace when he was accused of and eventually admitted to using performance enhancing drugs. In a groundbreaking interview with Oprah back in 2013, Lance was open and honest about his drug use. Lance…

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Detailed list of Lance Armstrong’s cocktail of performance-enhancing drugs

ByEmily

It had been a long time coming, but Lance Armstrong finally admitted in his interview with Oprah Winfrey to using performance-enhancing drugs during his cycling career. However, the complexity of the drugs that Armstrong used — and masked for so long — was really only revealed during his interview with Oprah Winfrey, which aired on OWN on Jan. 17. Although he was short on details of how he managed to mask his doping use for so long, he did address a few specifics. Learn more about exactly which performance-enhancing drugs Armstrong used and how he covered it all up.

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Sheryl Crow on ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong’s confession “The truth will set you free”

ByStarcasm Staff

Singer Sheryl Crow dated Lance Armstrong for three years, and was even engaged to him in 2005. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Sheryl says she’s only seem parts of her ex’s confessional interview with Oprah where he admits doping, but feels that telling the truth was the best thing for him.

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Lance Armstrong tweets photo lounging in front of Tour de France yellow jerseys

ByStarcasm Staff

It appears that Lance Armstrong has himself a new mantra: Livesmug. The 41-year-old disgraced cyclist was recently stripped of his seven Tour de France victories because of doping, but being stripped of the titles apparently doesn’t mean Lance had to return his yellow jerseys because he posted a photo lounging in front of them on Twitter over the weekend along with the tweet, “Back in Austin and just layin’ around…”

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Nike dumps Lance Armstrong after keeping Tiger Woods and Michael Vick

ByDarren O

After a devastating and comprehensive report from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency accusing Lance Armstrong of spearheading, “the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program that sport has ever seen,” sponsor Nike has dropped the cyclist from their contract. Read the company’s statement and let us know what you think of the decision considering they still endorse Michael Vick and Tiger Woods.

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Tour de Fraud: Which performance-enhancing drugs did Lance Armstrong use?

ByStarcasm Staff

Lance Armstrong’s reign as biking god has been proven to be a fraud by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, which released a report with undeniable evidence that the cancer survivor was the ringleader for a massive doping conspiracy.
Find out which drugs he used, and how he avoided getting caught.

2009 Tour de France Stage 20 Results: Contador Wins Lance Armstrong 3rd

ByStarcasm Staff

Lance Armstrong looks to finish in third place as 2007 Tour winner Alberto Contador held on to the the yellow jacket in stage 20 of the Tour de France on Saturday. The 20th stage was a 104-mile course that ended with a grueling 13-mile climb up Mont Ventoux, a barren mountaintop crowded with thousands of…