Big Brother 13 Dominic Briones brutal amateur dance video

Big Brother 13 is in full swing with all the house guests trying to figure who to align themselves with and who to try and get rid of. One of the 8 newbies, as they’re calling them, is student, model and undeniable hottie Dominic Briones. I did an extensive profile on the delicious young man who could possibly be even more beautiful than fellow model Cassi Colvin and South Florida banger Porsche Briggs.

In this season’s big twist of dynamic duos he’s been partnered up with Adam “yells 90201 while making devil horns” Poch. While the two make a strange match as Dominic pointed out during the first two episodes of BB13, they’re doing okay as fellow newbies Porsche and Keith are on the block. It was Adams’ aggressive move to pair up with Briones but he may have not been so determined if he would have seen the following dance clip you’re about to witness.

Before Dominic dominates on the dance floor he tells his limited viewers that:

“It took me years to perfect my skills, ballet, tap, modern jazz, hip-hop, African swing, lyrical, years. So I’d just like to say thank you and if anyone would like a challenge a video response is all I need so bring it.”

While Briones may glitter and shine in the mirror’s reflection what this video reflects is a man with absolutely no rhythm. Dominic, it is now time for you to dance!

I think the song he chose was more amazing than his funny-dance and I think Adam will be screaming something else if a challenge involves cutting a rug and Dominic busts those moves. You know to balance out that self-deprecating clip I thought I’d throw in this bonus of Dominic selling off his 1989 Honda Hawk motorcycle. Killer bike, funny guy:

I think Dominic is a dark horse to win this thing, as long as he doesn’t dance of course.