DLISTED – Kate Winslet is going to be in the Avatar sequels, presumably so she can sneak in late at night and change the poster font
REALITY TEA – “Tamra Judge Thinks Diko and Peggy Sulahian Have It Out For Shannon Beador”
CELEBITCHY – Shonda Rhimes interviewed Michelle Obama and it did not disappoint
JEZEBEL – Archaeologists think they may have found Santa Claus’ tomb, so he at least used to be real
THE BLEMISH – Would you rent your house to Justin Bieber for $100,000 per month? Because that’s not enough money for literally anyone in Beverly Hills
VOX – Looks like America will need a new Secretary of State pretty soon; is Bill O’Reilly busy?
VERY SMART BROTHAS – We don’t know that Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock was mentally ill but people keep assuming it anyway
THE SUPERFICIAL – Speaking of Bill O’Reilly, here he is calling the Las Vegas massacre “the price of freedom”
UPROXX – Black-ish teamed up with The Roots for a Hamilton-inspired season premiere; what did you think of it?
(Photo credits: Justin Bieber homeless via Instagram)