Alleged Blac Chyna and Tyga sex tape threatens to derail wedding with Rob Kardashian

Reports of a Blac Chyna and Tyga sex tape broke today, and sent peals of laughter rippling across the internet at the same time they threatened the wedding between Blac and fiance Rob Kardashian. TMZ was first on the scene with a report, which claims that an old tape featuring Blac and the Tygster is being shopped around to assorted media outlets and “porn companies.” The article further asserts that the tattoos of the folks on the video match those of Blac and Tyga in real life.

Blac, as you might expect, is furious; her lawyer says she’s ready to sue the hot pants off of anyone who dares publish the deed.

Why is news of a Blac Chyna and Tyga sex tape coming out now? Well, as The Superficial explained earlier today, “Tyga is constantly having his sh!t repossessed, and Blac Chyna has to bang the loneliest Kardashian for room and board, so that’s really all the setup you need for Step 1 of ‘How To Market Your Sex Tape,’ which is pretend it got stolen then threaten to sue everybody.” Indeed: there’s still no date attached to the Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian wedding; all we know for sure is both parties want to get married this summer-ish, because they like hot weather and beaches (and apparently don’t understand that some places are hot and have beaches year-round).

Tyga, who thinks Burger King is where royalty goes for fast food, was most recently in headlines after being photographed house hunting with Kylie Jenner, who is still Tyga’s girlfriend. Speculation is rampant that Kylie is planning to either help Tyga with the down payment for his new digs or buy them for him outright. He and Blac Chyna broke up two years ago, at which point Tyga, then 24, is said to have turned his sights on Kylie, 16.

It’s also being reported that Blac Chyna’s home safe was cracked in an attempted robbery, which may or may not have been foiled by Rob Kardashian’s intervention. It’s not currently known if the sex tape was stolen from the safe, or, given the chronology, if the break-in was unrelated (or some sort of cover). However, given Farrah Abraham’s attempt at stirring up some controversy with Blac over the weekend (and Blac, to her credit, not offering a response to being called a “f*cking monkey” with a drug problem), don’t be surprised if you read about Farrah holding the sex tape for ransom in the near future.

(Photo credits: Blac Chyna and Tyga sex tape via Instagram, Brian To / WENN.com, Splashnews)