Spencer Pratt needs a refund for hiscrystals, because they’re not working. He’s still a 3-year-old child play-acting his tantrums for tv drama.
On tonight’s episode he blows up when he finds out his plastic Barbie has hired party planner for the neighbor’s child’s birthday party.
When the two women tell him it’ll be good for his spirit, he runs inside, presumably to strip naked and rub crystals all over himself, but really he’s running inside to write the Emmy-winning script for his next outburst. He’s a tortured artist:
