More Teen Mom OG Reunion brawl fallout on social media with Simon, Amber, Catelynn, and more!

Teen Mom OG cast and Simon Saran feud on Twitter

As we reported yesterday, things got WAAAYYY outta hand at the Teen Mom OG Season 6 Reunion taping this weekend when the topic of Farrah Abraham’s significant other Simon Saran calling Amber Portwood’s fiance Matt Baier a pedophile on social media came up. As Simon was reportedly in the process of sort of apologizing for his comment by implying it was all in good fun, Farrah chimed in that Matt does look like a pedophile. At this point, Amber Portwood reportedly rushed the stage and took a swing at Farrah (and missed). In addition, Matt reportedly pushed Farrah’s dad Michael into the crowd — all while Simon remained on the couch (probably smiling silently and eating high end carry out).

Click here for a full recap of what we know about the Jerry Springer-esque Reunion drama.

Since the dramatic Reunion show taping, the on-stage drama has spilled out onto social media — thanks mostly to Simon Saran continuing to troll his castmates and Teen Mom OG producers. I’ve tried to recap most all of the fallout drama in a succinct and roughly chronological timeline, not only to make it easier for all of you to catch up, but to preserve it for prosperity in case of the highly likely tweet and deletes.

I will kick things off with the “Mic drop” tweet from Maci’s husband Taylor McKinney, which is now believed to be in response to Maci’s speech about Farrah’s lack of professionalism just prior to her, Amber, and Catelynn walking off stage. (This incident was at a different taping than the one with the brawl.)

From there, Simon starts pouring gasoline and burning bridges left and right as he continued to bash Amber’s fiance Matt Baier (going so far as to claim that he physically abuses Amber) as well as Amber and Catelynn — the former of which he continues to refer to as a hippo, and the latter he calls “piggy.”

During the course of the feud, numerous others chime in in addition to Simon, amber, and Catelynn — including Farrah, comedian Stevie Ryan, Teen Mom 3 star Lekota Koch, and more. Also included are several screen caps of text messages between Farrah, Simon, and Teen Mom OG producers.

OK, without further ado, here you go:

Teen Mom OG cast with Simon

TAYLOR: Mic Drop

AMBER: ?lol

SIMON: lol. Amber you should work on your aim. And Matt should have came after me. P*ssy

AMBER: Matt went out there to get me not fight..her dad got in my face so Matt got in the middle and Michael choked him so Matt knocked him on his ass. While Simon sat on the couch the whole time lol..sending love?

SIMON: lol you embarrassed yourself! But great entertainment! Nice costume!

SIMON: lol. You angry angry hippo! I was to busy laughing at your face! #clown

SIMON: thanks for the good laughs. Your clown act matched your makeup last night @mjfree

AMBER: I’m too classy to respond to your ignorance..have a great day trashbag

TWEETER: you do realize that that was a response ? #notclassy

SIMON: lol classy ??? oh man! You are one hilarious hippo!

SIMON: she has hippo-Titus ???

TWEETER (To Amber): Why’d you miss? Why didn’t you land the punch?

SIMON: lol because she was scared! That’s what loud moths do

AMBER: everyone will see when it airs lol?

SIMON: lol see your uncoordinated ass miss a punch from 6 inches away? #clown

TWEETER (on Matt pushing Farrah’s dad Michael): Is Michael okay, though?!

SIMON: of course he is, just two senior citizens. He’s great!

TWEETER: I can see Amber has that anger issue under control ?

SIMON: lol I hope Gary gets full custody after this.

TWEETER: of course Simon sat there. He’s not a real man.

SIMON: lol why would I jump in? Farrah can handle herself

CATELYNN: obviously not cuz she cowered like a little b!tch ??

SIMON: cowered?Go back to sleep piggy.

CATELYNN: yea was scared as f*ck the look in her eyes ???

SIMON: scared? Lmfao Farrah stood there while amber was trotting

CATELYNN: hahaha totally wrong! She was terrified! ??

SIMON: about as terrified as the cow you ate lmfao. Piggy piggy

CATELYNN: wtf hahaha I love that’s all that u got on me #curvy4life

CATELYNN: ?????

SIMON: lol Catelynn go roll around in the mud with your pig ?

SIMON: lol this is hysterical. Bunch of ass clowns ???

STEVIE RYAN: @SimonSaran is body shaming the #TeenMomOG cast but he’s the one putting it in backdoor Farrah’s baboon butt transplant…?

SIMON: you damn right! I have friends for you too ?

STEVIE RYAN: oh well then in that case hook a sister up ?

SIMON: Lol when producers want the #roast #teenmomog [with photo below]

Simon Saran Morgan Freeman text messages about Teen Mom roast

TWEETER (Simon retweet): @SimonSaran did ambie just call you out for sitting on the couch when that’s literally all she ever does?

SIMON: nah! The mic hasn’t been dropped. It’s just getting started [with photo above]

CATELYNN: ?coming from a guy who lets his woman call him a little bitch on national TV ??

LEKOTA (From Teen Mom 3): says the chick whose husband calls her fat ?

CATELYNN: coming from a girl that obviously doesn’t watch the show ??

TWEETER: amber looks better than your fake girlfriend!!!!!!

SIMON: lol I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole

TWEETER (in response to the comment about Simon sitting on the couch and not being a real man): and Matt is mr mooch who doesn’t work?

CATELYNN: umm Matt owns a business #geturfacts

SIMON: hahaha!!!! ???

FARRAH: Thanks Larry &the 3 stooges I’m always working non stop and got sick but still showed up & set still wasn’t ready for me- vile jealous liars (with photo below)

Farrah Abraham Reunion Delay texts with Teen Mom producer Larry

TWEETER (Simon retweet): @F1abraham seriously, the rest are just sitting on their damn couches while Farrah is out making shit happen & NEVER on the couch.

TWEETER (defending Amber as a good mom): In front of Leah. She’s a very hands on mom.

TWEETER: she’s definitely hands on when she was beating Gary in front of Leah

SIMON: Sad thing is Matt beats Ambers ass behind close doors.

TWEETER: Seriously? And you know this how? Surely this isn’t true. No woman deserves to be abused by a man

AMBER: never ever ever has happened lol…he just wants to be famous..God this is disgusting honestly??! What a loser

SIMON: I’ll keep continuing to expose the real facts. It’s what I do best. #teenmomog

TWEETER: all u do is start sh!t w/ these beautiful ladies. U & Farrah deserve each other.

SIMON: actually they always start sh!t. ???

SIMON: Although I have received 0 pay. I would rather give it away to kids who really need it! Ronald * #teenmomog [with photo below]

Simon Saran Morgan Freeman texts about charity donation

TWEETER: did he give the 10k?

SIMON: nope. MTV is full of sh!t. They would rather make criminals rich instead of doing things for a good cause

TWEETER: Your probably just making all this sh!t up. How would you even know these were “facts”? nobody would tell you even if they were?

SIMON: I have a very good insider. I don’t need to lie.

TWEETER: insider=i.e., someone who doesn’t like the person he’s talking sh!t about. LOL Oooookkkkk!

SIMON: be patient. It will all come out.

TWEETER (responding to Simon’s initial Reunion recap tweet): Are u f***ing kidding me. I’m not crazy into teen mom but this is horrendous. Just goes to show that we need to stop making ignorance famous

SIMON: Thank you for understanding. Let’s get this show off air

TWEETER: if you hate the show so much why are you on it? I mean you didn’t have to be on it! But it makes you famous too…

SIMON: believe it or not, they come running when the know I’m in town.

TWEETER: I’m just saying you bash @mattbEPT for being on the show and using @AmberLPortwood to get famous when it could be said that you are doing nothing but the same thing but with Farrah

SIMON: I didn’t stock girls who were 16 and pregnant. I met Farrah at a charity event for kids. Nice try

TWEETER: I’m not asking how U got on the show. So I wasn’t bashing that. I’m sayin ur on the show cuz of Farrah

SIMON: I can care less about being on the show. I don’t depend on it.

TWEETER: so do u do it 2 get a rise out of ppl or extra $$ or to be famous? I’m just curious

SIMON: neither.

SIMON: Fact: same producers who made teen mom also made …drum roll ….. Jackass!

TWEETER: but you said you’ve made no money.. So that wasn’t even your money you were asking to be donated? Classy move bro.

SIMON: clearly I have plenty of my own. I asked MTV to give back to kids who needed it and I would match it.

SIMON: Good seeing you @ItsGaryTime ! Hope Leah feels better!

GARY: appreciate that.

SIMON (to Teen Mom OG creator and Executive Producer Morgan Freeman): @mjfree me and you are going to have a nice talk when you grow some balls and answer your phone



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  • twelfthnight

    Now I understand why Simon is with Farrah. He’s also horrible. I guess they deserve each other.

    I can’t wait for this show to go off the air so they can fade into obscurity and claw at any chance they get for fame and recognition only to be completely and utterly ignored.

    • Kari

      I was thinking the same thing. What vile human beings.

    • Charee Harrison

      I couldn’t agree with you more. I just fast forward right through her fake, nasty and, I’m looking for the right word here, classless parts of the show. They do indeed deserve each other. Poor child, Sophia. Has to grow up with that as her guiding light.

      • Farrah’s wide eyes big lies

        Guiding light? Hm, clearly there is not much light on upstairs.

    • Victoria

      He still not gonna put an engagement ring on her

  • Josie

    Gosh he is truly awful. Interesting that he says he makes nothing for doing the show and posts a screen shot of a text message asking for a charitable donation, but in the producers reply he mentions definitely being able to get Simon an advance, but not being sure about the donation. So, an advance on what? If Simon doesn’t get paid there should be nothing to advance him. I think he was caught in a lie there.

    • Saved16

      The fact he has to show screen shots of text messages is sad.. true gifts are just that “gifts” people who give freely don’t need “recognition”

      • Victoria

        I’m surprised Randy didn’t get involved he must be at Denny’s

        • Saved16

          Why would Randy get involved? Dennys?

    • Lacy

      I caught that too. And the producer’s reply telling him to finish his obligations implies that Simon is under contract, if he wasn’t getting paid he wouldn’t be obligated to film.

      • Farrah’s wide eyes big lies

        MTV is actually participating in this public brawl? Djeezus, how old are these people?

    • Victoria

      He and that hoe deserve each other, but hey Maci, catelynn and amber have something Jeffrey the giraffe wished she had an engagement ring

  • TA

    This is all for ratings, and everyone is taking the bait- hook, line and sinker.

    • Truth

      This!!! The shows rating are tanking. They need something to get people to watch.

    • Bruja

      Which is likely why Amb[ien] didn’t “land” that punch on Farrah.

      I think the girls genuinely hate Farrah, and the vile words are meant on some level, but I think they all have enough sense to not go physical.. they all have something to lose now financially. Oh, and with Amb[ien] already having a record, you’d hope she’d be a little smarter than to play “Whack-A-Ho” with someone on TV.

      • CatesZebraHoodie

        Whack-a-ho made me snort. Thank you!!!

        • Bruja

          hehe, my pleasure! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Saved16

    I’m absolutely disgusted at the circus that Simon & Farah(sp?) created to get attention and what’s the saddest-the “puppet parent” Mike Abraham has turned into.. his daughter has used him as a pawn to stay “relavent” in the media and now will present herself as the “dutiful/concerned” daughter defending her dad.. well thankfully no believes her bullshit!!

    KUDOS to Maci for speaking up and KEEPING IT REAL and all the girls FOR WALKING OF STAGE!!!

    • barbinop

      Whatever became of the HO’ S scary as# looking sister?

      • Saved16

        Farrah’s? I think she was so ashamed of the entire family dynamic on the show she walked away from it all-I know I would!!! Look HOW SHI*** she treats her parents in front of the cameras HOW SHAMEFUL those parents I can’t understand that so maybe the other daughter is ashamed too

      • Farrah’s wide eyes big lies

        Think her name is Ashley. She fell of the wagon on the money trail. She didn’t want to participate in all the fake, shaming and weird stuff I think. She called Farrah out for her shit, which was not appreciated. Farrah called her crazy and did not want to see her anymore. The parents from hell choose the money daughter.
        I hope she is doing well, she must be better of mentally without her sis in her life.

        • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

          Ashley was just like Farrah, a crazy orange loon who talked to Debra like $hit. She was on the show a few years ago.

  • barbinop

    I have to admit it folks….ive been wrong about SImon. Him and the backdoor HO are PERFECT for each other. He’s just as nasty as the HO he is paid to date. They are both miserable excuses for a human beings. And guess what little demon child will turn out just like her HO of a mother. GET RID OF HER AND HER PITIFUL FAMILY MTV. She’s a horrible influence.

  • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

    Simon is a bigger a$$hole than the one Ferral has but that $hit was funny when he told Catelynn to go back to sleep ??. Oh and Cate, you are not curvy, you are chunky. Beyonce is curvy, Scarlett Johansen is curvy, Ashley Graham is curvy. I hate when fat chicks call themselves curvy.

    • Lacy

      It’s crazy that she’s in denial about Tyler calling her fat.

      • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

        Right

      • Bruja

        I thought the same thing.

        Tyler has one foot out the door, fat shames his wife and is now giving her shit about her ‘mental illness’ dragging him down. Yeah, Simon and Tyler are cut from the same cloth. If Catelynn opened her eyes long enough everyday..or washed the tear inducing stench off that zebra hoodie, she’d probably see that.

    • TA

      Just wanted to say that your user name is the best! ??

      • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

        Lol thanks. That strip of hair she loves to comb over is hilarious

        • CatesZebraHoodie

          Like she’s hiding a receding hairline.

          • Bruja

            It is receding.. but nothing is gonna hide that shit.

            She’s April 2.0, just bigger.

            Hell, does her forehead remind anyone else of Robocop without his helmet on?

            www.youtube.com/watch?v=csvY2ot01yA

            • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

              I mean, it would look less obvious if she stopped combing that piece over and just embrace it or get a bang. She draws more attention by combing it over

              • Kanye’s Sharted Pants

                Exactly…get some bangs!!!

    • CatesZebraHoodie

      Haha thank you for saying exactly what I was going to.

      • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

        Your name is awesome ??

        • CatesZebraHoodie

          Lol thanks I was FarrahsCryFace and needed a change. The zebra hoodie seems to make more appearances than Farrahs ugly cry these says so I figured I’d go with it.

          • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

            Lol hey, I used to be Chinelle’s Eyebrows, Booty Fingers. That strip of hair comb over now has a cult following, along with that funky a$$ zebra hoodie ?. I know Tyler wants to throw that thing in the middle of traffic lol

            • CatesZebraHoodie

              I think Tyler is ready to throw cate, zebra hoodie and all, into traffic.

    • Kanye’s Sharted Pants

      Looool. I agree. I hate when fat girls call themselves curvy. Own it. If you don’t love your fat body then do something about it. Don’t delude the truth. If you are happy with being fat stop showing how insecure you are with comebacks correcting others by stating you are “curvy”. Tyler thinks she is fat and she is fat. End of story.

  • savannah

    Ugh I was team Simon because he calls out Matt who is absolutely disgusting, but I can’t support men who talk about girl’s looks like that. I don’t like catelynn at all but that’s so mean to call her a pig. But I hope he snapchats the show tonight lol

  • Nedly Mandingo IV

    Wow….Simon and Farrah are definitely made for each other. I didn’t think it was possible for Farrah to meet her match but boy when she gazed upon that rusted out dumpster named Simon, I can see how the sparks just flew. I now can tell you for sure that Sophia has zero chance of ever turning into a nice person when she becomes an adult. Keep an eye on the family pets we have a future serial killer in the making.

    • HLB

      Sophia is constantly indulged & never given reprimands
      (hitting her grandmother at a restaurant outing); not only is her mother a degenerate, but the grandparents are useless for guidance or discipline either; they dont want to lose the Farrah gravy-train so they parrot anything she says. So sad on every level. Simon & Farrah are vile & disgusting.

      • Toni

        That whole family reminds me so much of that Twilight Zone episode, where the little boy has special mind powers and the entire town fears him and just repeats how everything he does is super…

        • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

          The family reminds me of the family in The People Under the Stairs

        • Kanye’s Sharted Pants

          Wow! Perfect analogy.

      • Nina

        lol that poor kid, u can see her talking back to farrah like how she does to her grandma. i think sophia and bentley and leah will grow up to be well adjusted though. it’s only 6 more years until these kids are 13 and old enough to watch this… i can’t wait to see that interview special and hear their POV.

        • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

          Bentley is gonna do great. I don’t know about Sophia or Leah. Sophia is fuqd, we see that already. Leah may have issues with the fact Amber is not around and that someone that’s not her bio mom is raising her. She may resent Amber about the abuse, drugs, and jail so she is a wild card to me. Oh, and Nova is fuqd

        • Kanye’s Sharted Pants

          I don’t think Sophia has a chance in hell to grow up well adjusted coming from that entire clan.

  • Squirrel22

    Simon is a no personality having trash human being just like his love. In the beginning I wondered why any man would want to be with FA but after seeing him on a couple of episodes it becomes very clear. Two peas in a pod.They are just gross. They speak of how much they hate the show especially FA yet she was so upset she wasn’t included when they brought the show back. Evidently porn isn’t paying out as much as we thought. ?

    • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

      Ferral is an escort. I believe that is what all her ambiguous traveling is about. Im almost 100% sure of it. She has way too much money for it to be just from her butt movie and stupid businesses.

      • CatesZebraHoodie

        Agreed!!!!! She’s a high dollar yet low budget looking escort.

      • Squirrel22

        Ferral Love it ???

  • Esmeralda

    Isn’t it hilarious how Catelynn gets off of other people’s drama when it comes to Farrah yet her butt won’t get out of bread to shower

    • Nina

      her house looks like it smells like a pig farm

  • EllaFitzbunbun

    Second paragraph: one would preserve for posterity; not prosperity.

    Gawd only knows why I clicked on this bit of claptrap to begin with, but reading just the first two paragraphs about this particular group of imbecilic ignoramuses was more than enough for me.

    • Josie

      Yeah, if you come to Starcasm expecting quality writing or even proper spelling and grammar, you will be sorely disappointed.

  • Nina

    LOL I find Simon hilarious! He calls it out as he sees it and no one wants to hear it. He does tell the truth though… just in a mean way. Amber and Caitlyn does sit on the couch a lot LOL. These two sit on the couch collecting MTV cheques like its low income government money. Seriously learn how to spend your money, why buy a pig? I’d invest in a Hermes bag, at least you can get your money back instead of buying a pig.

    As much as i dislike Farrah, Farrah and Macy are the only ones that don’t have a drug problem or mental issues. As you can see these two keep it pushing and building their businesses, they work hard and they are not on the couch complaining.

    Caitlyn has no excuse for complaining, she has all the help in the world and the available resources to her. She is just lazy and using her childhood/depression/weight as an excuse. Farrah had a pretty messed up childhood but she keeps it pushing. Caitlyn just needs to hop on a tread mill and the serotonin will come out and help her w her problems!

    Amber she’s borderline where Caitlyn is and borderline can be where Farrah and Macy is. Amber just has to keep it pushing and work hard and get rid of the mooch.

    I don’t are if people complain but Simon is pulling down all the curtains and its hilarious

    • Bruja

      But bacon is delicious.. just sayin’

      ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Nina

        haha

    • Josie

      Did you really just say Farrah doesn’t have a mental problem?????

      • HLB

        watching a different show

    • NJJuls

      Farrah has a HUGE mental problem. She need to be put in a hospital for treatment & soon.

      • Nina

        @josie@thea @njjuls I agree w u all. I guess what i was trying to convey was out of the 4 girls farrah and maci just keep it pushing and keep making money. these 2 are the most “sane” out of the 4. If i had to choose to be one of the 4 crazies I would rather be a RICH crazy biatch like farrah or be RICH w stable family/friend relationships but drink lots like macy.

        i would not want to be caitlyn w all that money and live in a smelly crap hole and not know how to spend my money and be lazy LOL or be like amber w the fugly mooch of a fiancรฉe of hers haha

    • Thea

      Maci has an ALCOHOL problem, or did you miss all of last and beginning of this season?

    • Toni

      Farrah clearly has mental issues. I’d love to pat her on the back for her work ethic, but the way she behaves and treats others leaves me gasping most episodes. I do wonder if she needs some kind of anger management to control her lashing out constantly. But mostly, I think she needs to dedicate a few hours each week to READING, because girlfriend’s vocabulary needs some work. The porn history is one thing, but she’ll never be taken seriously -in any venture- with the way she speaks.
      I completely agree with you on Caitlyn though!

      • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

        I think Ferral was sexually abused as a kid. She shows signs of it

    • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

      Maci may be mentally stable but Ferral shows a litany of mental issues. Id love to know what an actual psychiatrist thinks about her.

      • CatesZebraHoodie

        Well Dr Jen thinks she’s peachy and so does Dr Drew………

    • Che

      macy has a drinking problem

  • Farrah’s wide eyes big lies

    Well folks, we are still here at the teenmom match in trash central.
    In the right corner we have team Abrascam with minus 12 points, in the other corner, team realTM has -7 points, thanks to some members of the team who showed some adult behavior, which cleared away some of those minus points they scored.
    Minus points mainly considered faul play but next to that, unauthorised verbal but also body to body voilence. Team Abrascam got the most minus points in that area, the judges didn’t appreciate what they implied and instigated, followed by a grab at Matt’s troath by Michael. But clearly RealTM lost points too for responding to all this in the way they did it.
    Abrascam’s score just went down to -13, as copy catting is not allowed and Simon pulled a very clear ‘the truth will come out ya’ll’ there. And it’s another minus! Simon insulting Farrah’s employer, holly cow, that’s a big minus again.
    The referee had enough and demands a drug test.
    The crowd is starting to leave and so will we in a few minutes.

  • Elle

    Simon is worthless like Farrah. Karma is a bitch..I hope cameras are rolling when Simon and Farrah get theirs!

  • Aussie cathie

    was cate actually standing when take it up the butt and her pimp were carrying on like the grubs that they are??

    • Caty C.P. :)

      Lol! :):) I like the picture that you paint with that scenario!

    • Esmeralda

      Catelynn is a disgusting lazy pig who feeds off other people’s drama because she ain’t got nothing going on with her life except smoke pot

      • Aussie cathie

        No wonder she is so friggin fat!! Munchies 24/7 , what a disgusting pig!!

        • Farrah’s wide eyes big lies

          The real problems is that it’s socially accepted, even forced, to do anything, even risk your life, to loose weight.
          Yet people who have issues and take them out on others (e.g body shaming others) are not supposed to see a good psychologist. While overweight doesn’t hurt or offend the people around the person, being a b… is.
          What you don’t allow yourself is what irritates you the most in others.
          Basically that means body shamers are obsessed with their own weight and should have a cookie They are grumpy as hell cause they are undernourished.

    • CatesZebraHoodie

      Nah she was probably sprawled out on the floor of the stage.

      • Aussie cathie

        Eating a 1500 calorie taco

        • CatesZebraHoodie

          It was a quesadilla and it was only like 3 WW points! ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Aussie cathie

            On what planet was that humongous thing 3WWW points? Maybe if it was the one that they allow! That thing was huge dripping in cheeses etc etc ..

            • CatesZebraHoodie

              On planet Catelynn of course!

            • Bruja

              Rice cake packed..

              with bacon on it..

        • Bruja

          With bacon on it.

          *runs*

  • NJJuls

    Good heavens Simon is immature! He acts as childish as a 12 year old little girl. He & Farrah are both such childish idiots, they are perfect for each other. MTV need to kick them both off the show for good!

    • Toni

      I don’t get what his deal is? Is he paid or not? Insecure, unhappy people start twitter wars like this.

      • NJJuls

        I don’t get him either. Maybe they pay him to act like an obnoxious, immature 12 year old little girl.

  • NJJuls

    Good think this one was taped in LA! Our tenant (One of Teen Mom’s sponsors) said they were sorry they could not invite us girls to see the taping this time. Believe me, I would love to see this crap live! Problem is I’m too afraid I would have flown out of the audience, kicked Simon in his ……, then punched Farrah right in the face, & NO I would NOT have missed, I would be in jail. LOL!

    • Catelynn’s Strip of Hair

      It’s a good thing Amber didn’t touch her because if she did, that punk a$$ Ferral would have definitely pressed charges and sued. She would have shown up in the court with a neck brace, sling, and Simon pushing her in a wheelchair. She needs her a$$ beat by someone with nothing to lose. Someone who could beat her a$$ late at night on an empty street with no one around and take off lol

      • CatesZebraHoodie

        I’d chip in $5 to make it happen!!!

      • NJJuls

        I would love to see that happen!

  • Pipeve

    Farrah and Simon- a match made in hell!

  • JMHO

    The more one yells: the more one is stupid . Catelynn, that would be you, Pothead, Nocotine Fiend, Alcoholic addict, FOOD ADDICT – YOU ARE WASTED ALL THE TIME! JMHO.

    NOT FIT TO BE A MOTHER.

  • Joan

    Idiots

  • bambiglanville

    #tylerforpresident

  • Bev

    Farrah and Slimeon are just another Heidi and Spencer.

  • Amy

    All I got from this is that Simon and Farrah are actually, truly, perfect for each other. It’s a match made in hell, they deserve each other one hundred percent. I hope they stay a couple forever… and lets face it, there really isn’t anyone else out there for either of them.

  • theStevieJBus

    Farrah is a spawn of Satan that has no redeeming features but she is right about Matt. He is using amber, he stalked all the several teen moms on twitter Amber was the only one desperate/stupid enough to fall for it. She needs to dump that guy ASAP.