In Douchebag Dad of the Year news, serial prankster Roman Atwood decided it would be hilarious to fool his wife into thinking he threw their toddler son over a second-story balcony and post the video on Youtube.
I don’t think the clip needs anything else in the way of introduction.
Here’s the dialogue after Roman’s wife Brittney realizes it was just a prank:
Brittney: I f***ing hate you. Why would you do that?!?
Roman: It was just for fun. Are you that mad?
Brittney: Yeah, I’m that f***ing mad!
Roman: Whoah! It’s just a dummy! It’s just a little joke!
Brittney: No, it’s not! Get away from me!
Roman: Now what?
Brittney: You’re sleeping on the couch.
If that was my spouse and my child the last line would be, “You’re sleeping in another house… from now on.”