Kris Jenner uses only black toilet paper, and her daughters have a few comments about that
          

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Kris Jenner has a black color scheme to her house, which is fine, to each their own, but what’s a little strange is that she uses black toilet paper.

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In a teaser clip for Sunday night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, pregnant Kim balks at the thought of moving into her mother’s home, saying she hates black and white and she can’t take a shower in a black shower. Kris says the shower makes her feel like a ninja, so Kim pulls out the trump card: “The toilet paper’s black. I like to see what I’m s****ing and what I’m wiping.”

Kourtney then points out that their mother’s black toilet paper leaves “little black dots in your vag.”

Black toilet paper became a design novelty item in the US around 2006 when Portuguese company Renova added black to it’s line of colored toilet paper. Paulo Miguel Pereira da Silva, the president Renova, told the New York Times “In a design sense [black] means irreverence, maybe touching a bit on the core nature of art, which is to break rules and set new ones. Culturally, deep down, Renova Black invites people to break down whatever might be limiting as common sense ideas.” Simon Cowell also reportedly uses black TP, according to this book.

Thankfully for Kim her mom does offer to buy white toilet paper. I think I’m gonna have to side with Kim on this one.


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    • LadyDD

      Seriously? Who the hell cares?

      • Danielle

        I mean, you did read it lol.

        • LadyDD

          I didn’t really, I just opened it to write “who the hell cares” lol

      • Madison

        I know right! But I do find it awkward that someone buys black TP and says it on television.

    • Elizabeth Powers Moore

      Think she douches with that RHONJ black water?

    • Sweet Venom

      “In a design sense [black] means irreverence, maybe touching a bit on the core nature of art, which is to break rules and set new ones. Culturally, deep down, Renova Black invites people to break down whatever might be limiting as common sense ideas.”

      BS. Just another over priced pretentious item to wipe your arse with.

    • Jenellestrackmarks

      Did I just seriously read an article about what kind of toilet paper the kardashians are using to clean their asses with? I really need to re evaluate my life….

    • Holly

      You are all aware that this hideous family is paid big bucks for this “storyline”?

      Panty sniffing, anal sex, Scott not sleeping with Kourtney, Rob’s weight gain, Bruce’ man cave, Kris’s meeting with a former lover, Lamar’s farts, Kim’s psoriasis, Scott’s drunken tirades, tee peeing Kim’s house, Khloe’s infertility, and more idiocy makes up the narrative of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”.

      And now we discover black toilet paper being used in the Jenner house which leads to “must see tv”.

      The question is just who is the audience that watches this mess? I get my “daily update” from reading the coverage of these shows and it seems to get worse with each episode synopsis.

    • WiggedOut

      Wasn’t colored TP considered unsafe for women due to color additives. (Just thought I’d bring some sense to a very nonsensical article)

    • Renee L

      Worse, she pays $15.00 for 3 rolls? I hate paying $5.00 for a 12 pack of Charmin.

 

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