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Woman lost all four limbs from butt injection infection

ByStarcasm Staff

What could go wrong at a butt pumping party? Only everything.

We previously covered a story about a pretend “doctor” named O’Neal Morris who illegally injected things like cement and fix-a-flat into people. The results of these unregulated procedures can be traumatizing cosmetically, but they can also be dangerous and deadly.

Cosmetologist April Brown’s attendance at a “pumping party” five years ago has cost her dearly. The mother of two has lived in pain ever since she got injected with what they told her was medical grade silicon.

“I got the butt implants five years ago. For five years, I lived in pain. Excruciating pain.

“They call it butt injections. These things are done at pumping parties. They call it medical grade silicone but a lot of it is industrial grade silicone.”

It turns our she’s developed an infection from the injections, and the only way to save her life was to amputate all her limbs and her buttocks last year. She’s now unable to continue her work as a cosmetologist, and wants to become a motivational speaker.

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