VIDEO PHOTOS Adrien Arpel designs Kim Zolciak Christmas ornament for HSN?

Are you a huge Real Housewives of Atlanta fan? Is your Christmas tree lacking divatude? Do you want to help out St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and have an extra $40 laying around? If you answered yes to all these questions then head over to the Home Shopping Network and purchase your very own HSN Cares exclusive Adrien Arpel 2010 Heart Ornament! It’s like having Kim Zolciak’s head (and wig!) on a string!

I was going to type up my own description of this Michael K “Hot $lut of the Day” jewel, but I don’t think I could have done any better than the folks at HSN:

Celebrate the beauty of all women as Adrien does on her own personal holiday tree. This lovely lady on the ornament is having a fabulous time sparkling and shimmering in her flawless makeup, flowing tresses and Swarovski® Elements-embellished accessories. Whether she’s dressed up for a night on the town or a quiet evening in, she’s definitely ready to dress up your tree.

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And here are some of the amazing features of this extra precious Whornament:

• Designed by Adrien Arpel with her given name in a signature imprint on each ornament
• 3D doll-like design with allover shimmery handpainted finish
• Flowing tresses of blonde hair, false eyelashes, blue eye shadow, glitter pink cheeks and glitter red lips
• Crystal-studded tiara, chandelier earrings and necklace
• Mouthblown and handpainted
• Beautiful red gift box, just bow and go
• Display it on the matching ornament stand without the loop (stand sold separately)
• Versatile addition to your holiday decor – accent a wreath, garland or centerpiece
• Memorable egg-shaped ornament worthy of passing on through generations
• Lightweight piece; tree branches don’t sag

Mouthblown? Crystal-studded? Flowing tresses of blonde hair, false eyelashes, blue eye shadow, glitter pink cheeks and glitter red lips? This IS Kim Zolciak!

I only hope this is just the first of many Real Housewives ornaments! I’m already saving up for the gorilla-permed Teresa Giudice model!

Adrien wasn’t the only one to design an eyebrow-raising bulb for the collection. Here’s Colin Cowie’s dangling peacock feather design which HSN claims “surpasses even Mother Nature:”

And you can also get Iman’s design which features… Iman of course! And she’s celebrating the birth of Jesus by wearing a traditional sexy Santa’s helper mini-skirt and high-heeled black leather boots – helping to put the “ho” back in “Ho-Ho-Ho!”

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From HSN: Glam your halls as only a true diva can! This customized collectible is a fabulous depiction of Iman’s image in full essence of the decorative spirit. Dressed in a red faux fur-trimmed dress, she reaches to the top of her tree embellished with Swarovski® Elements “lights,” adding that finishing touch as a little black and white puppy happily perches atop a present. What a unique way to celebrate the season while donating to a charitable cause that’s near and dear to so many.

Are Half naked chicks and peacock feathers not your yuletide cup of tea? Well how about a food-themed ornament by celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse celebrating that most Noelish of edible vegetation… the turnip?

All joking aside, there are more than 60 custom ornaments in the collection and each purchase does help out the Jude Children’s Research Hospital, so head on over to HSN.com and check ’em out!

PHOTOS: Home Shopping Network