VIDEO Mortal Kombat Soccer! Sergio Jauregui plants a flying kick on Leonardo Medina

Sergio Jauregui doing a flying kick on Oriente's Leonardo Medina

Here’s an unbelievable video of Blooming soccer player Sergio Jauregui doing a flying kick Sega-style on Oriente’s Leonardo Medina. Apparently the attack stemmed from an earlier incident in which Jauregui received a red card. (You can see that incident in the videos as well.)

Leave it to soccer players to be ridiculously violent without using their hands! Myself, I prefer my gratuitous sports violence Americanized, with good old fashioned fists! Like 50-year old minor league baseball manager of the Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks Doug Simunic, who shows the manager of the Canadian Winnepeg Goldeyes Tom Vaeth how we do it in the land of the free and the home of the brave!

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