VIDEO Beavis and Butt-Head lampoon Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant

We’re pretty darn good at lampooning and evaluating reality TV here at the ‘Casm but after watching last night’s return of Bevis and Butt-Head I realized we’ve got a long way to go to reach their couch blasting zen.

I was lmfao from the first likenesses of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Beavis and Butt-Head watched in whispering disbelief. “How come chicks like that crap?” It inspires the dubious pair to become undead because this would make them irresistible to women. But this paled in comparison to their riffing on MTV’s own reality TV world.

Here’s the full episode of B & B’s wondrous return to the boob-tube:

As they watch MGMT’s video for “Kid” Butt-Head wonders if they’re watching 16 & Pregnant because there’s a young girl with a baby in the clip. Beavis explains it isn’t because he’s seen all those and that there’s already a baby so it must be Teen Mom season 3 because he’s seen all of season 1 and 2.

The Jersey Shore clip (which comes in at the 7:40 mark) was the best of the premiere. It shows JWoww going off on explaining to her kids when she’s 80 that she learned to freakin’ cook pizzas in Florence b!tch.

Beavis: She’s gonna call her grand kids b!tch!?!

Butt-Head: You’re the best grandma ever grandma JWoww

Beavis: Please don’t hit us again (he uh huh heh)

At this point you see Pauly D and Vinny in the background…

Beavis: Are uncle Juice-head and grandpa Gorilla gonna help us make pizza?

Butt-Head: Grandma JWoww, where did you get syphilis?

Beavis: Yeah, tell us that story b!tch!

Butt-Head sums it up perfectly after Beavis explains that it isn’t funny but he does at least get it.

“Damn it. This is, like, another one of those episodes where they don’t have sex and they don’t fight.”

Beavis then adds the biggest zinger of all, “And there’s just way too much Deena.”

Welcome back old friends.