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Top Ten Funniest Tweets from Justin Bieber’s Random Twitter Hour

Last night Justin Bieber engaged in a quite hilarious Random Twitter Hour that left us wondering if he’d been hacked. Since the wacky tweets are still up, it looks like they were legit, and Justin Bieber has a pretty good sense of humor.

10. The unfairness of his life: “i get 1 hour for lunch everyday. (his manager) @scooterbraun gets an extra 15″

i get 1 hour for lunch everyday. @scooterbraun gets an extra 15 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

9. A quote from Eastbound and Down, which if you didn’t know that would make you feel really uncomfortable:

i can feel it deep in my plums.. nice bluish hue 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

8. We’ve all been on the edge of our seats about this, really: “Thank god madagascar 3 is coming out. Just didnt get the closure i needed with the first 2”

Thank god madagascar 3 is coming out. Just didnt get the closure i needed with the first 2 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

7. The secret meaning of “Boyfriend”- “kinda weirded out that no one got the secret meaning of #boyfriend Obviously listening closely you can tell its about the migration of birds”

kinda weirded out that no one got the secret meaning of #boyfriend Obviously listening closely you can tell its about the migration of birds 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

6. Putting Paul Shafer in his place: “Paul Schafer was 10 min late for jazzersize class today. What gives?”

Paul Schafer was 10 min late for jazzersize class today. What gives? 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

5. Little known Chuck Norris fact: “chuck norris wears justin bieber pajamas”

chuck norris wears justin bieber pajamas 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

 

4. FINALLY!!!! Justin speaks out about the injustices of fruit salad:
“Less cantaloupe, more berries. I’m talking to you, pre-packaged fruit salads. Don’t play me like that.”

Less cantaloupe, more berries. I’m talking to you, pre-packaged fruit salads. Don’t play me like that. 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

3. Rick James is my grandfather

Rick james is my grandfather 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

2. Forget Carly Rae Jepsen, “I discovered Matt Damon”

i discovered matt damon 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

1. A special message to Mariah Yeater: “Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say..”

Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say… http://t.co/zGEsObp0 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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