TEEN MOM PEEKS Maci Bookout gets a lap dance, Farrah calls Debra a dumb b**ch


Here’s the latest batch of sneak peeks for Teen Mom to distract us all a little from the 24/7 election coverage.

Amber Portwood

Matt Baier talks about his sobriety and Amber explains that she knew when they first met he wasn’t sober and that she tossed his drugs out. “That was the day my sobriety really, really kicked in. It was either her or drugs, and I wasn’t giving up her,” Matt says:

Farrah Abraham

Abraham goes full Farrah as she curses out her mother Debra for trying to explain why she doesn’t want to argue.

Farrah: Guess what sweetheart, when you f***ing hit me that day and you thought I wasn’t going to call the f***ing cops…

Debra: I never hit you.

Farrah: Oh no dumb b***h, I hit myself. You’re calling me a liar but that f***ing happened.

Catelynn Lowell

Tyler practices some serious husband patience while Catelynn tells him about a horse she wants to buy. Tyler suggests she volunteer or pay as she goes but Catelynn isn’t having it.

Maci Bookout

Maci’s BFFs surprise her Vegas style by treating her to some serious man gazing courtesy of the swell and swole gentlemen of Thunder From Down Under. Caution, this is a pretty racy clip y’all:

And we just HAD to GIF that OMG for the Teen Mom OG!