Scott Disick threatens Justin Bieber, tries to get with Selena Gomez for New Year’s Eve

It’s been a rough year for the Lord, but the latest Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian update sees the beleaguered 32-year-old finally taking arms against what he sees as a whole sea of troubles–and, in doing so, hoping to end them. Disick has reportedly been humiliated by rumors–since confirmed–about his estranged 36-year-old girlfriend hooking up with 21-year-old tattooed man Justin Bieber. As a result, Disick has lashed out at Bieber, allegedly warning him about the risk he’s running and ordering the diminutive Canadian to stay away from Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian’s kids–or else.

Many onlookers were skeptical when rumors of Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber hooking up began swirling a few weeks ago. Those rumors were proven correct, though, when sources from both camps confirmed that the pair had been seeing each other on the DL for weeks–as far back as October, according to most respectable insiders. The story went that Kourtney, tired of the back-and-forth with Scott, just wanted to have some fun for a change, and decided to treat herself to an Ontario Gusher. And, shortly after the Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian hooking up rumors were confirmed, photos of KK leaving JB’s hotel at four o’ clock in the morning were published.

The latest Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian update, then, focuses on Disick’s long-awaited reaction to the news about his girlfriend. Amid rumors that Scott Disick has fallen off the wagon come the allegations that he’s begun threatening Justin Bieber–actively. Disick has warned Bieber to back off, lest he be made a part of the Lord’s greatest revenge: “He’s told Kourtney,” the legend goes, “and mutual friends of Justin’s that [Bieber] needs to make sure he keeps his distance from his kids.” Or else what, you say? According to the source, “If he crosses that line, Scott will come after him.”

Of course, that’s not the only new development in this, the latest Scott Disick and Justin Bieber update. A second, comparably reliable report claims that Disick has decided to start courting Bieber’s ex-flame Selena Gomez–and that he’s pulling out all the stops.

“Scott’s rolling out the red carpet to get Selena’s attention and he did so in the most grandiose way,” said that report’s source. “He’s very resourceful and got her contact information and sent her beautiful gold-plated poinsettias and they were arranged in the shape of a Christmas tree.”

And, as if that weren’t enough, Disick has also extended a personal invitation for Gomez to join him at his exclusive, VIP event New Year’s Eve at the 1OAK bar and grill in Las Vegas. “He wrote her a note,” claimed the source, “inviting her to join him at 1OAK in Vegas to bring in the New Year–and, if she wants, he’ll arrange a jet.”

(Photo credits: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian update via Instagram)