CELEBITCHY – At first, the big story of Robert Mueller’s resignation yesterday was the fact that Mueller was making a public statement at all — but then he offered one big dot-connecting clarification to the Mueller report, saying that if his team had concluded Donald Trump committed no crimes while campaigning for president, “we would have said so”
VOX – Predictably, Trump took to Twitter following Mueller’s announcement; also predictably, he accidentally acknowledged — for the first time — that Russia helped him win the presidency
REALITY TEA – The Real Housewives of New York recently filmed its Season 11 reunion with Andy Cohen, and the entire cast + Andy have already shared a ton of pics from the taping
THE BLEMISH – Two months after announcing he’d been diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer, Jeopardy! host Alex Trebec has offered an update on his condition, revealing he’s “near remission” and thanking the show’s fans for helping him stay positive
JEZEBEL – Georgia has both a booming film industry and, as of a few weeks ago, one of the most restrictive abortion laws in the country. Because of the latter, Disney announced it’s probably going to stop participating in the former unless the law — which passed the state legislature and was signed by the governor — somehow doesn’t take effect
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Teen Mom 2 Star Leah Messer is Releasing a Book: Get All the Details on Her Memoir Hope, Grace & Faith”
GO FUG YOURSELF – I really hope Miley Cyrus knows something the rest of us don’t and that we really are in store for a good, long Summer of Love
LAINEY GOSSIP – Jukebox movies are a pandemic, coming to irritate us all
THE BLAST – “Kyle Richards and Her ‘RHOBH’ Co-Stars to Be Dragged Into Her Husband’s $32 Million Legal Battle”
DLISTED – It should surprise no one that Tom Petty’s wife is fighting with his daughter over Petty’s legacy. And by “legacy” we of course mean “estate.” Are there messy leaked text messages out there for all the world to see? Reader, you know there are
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John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
