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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore cast in Venice lead by Snooki, The Situation and Vinny

UPDATE January 24, 2011 – The Jersey Shore crew will be officially invading Italy later this year! MTV announced earlier today that the show will film its fourth season there! CLICK HERE to read all about it!

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation:

Michel"The Situation"angelo replaces Michaelangelo's "David"
Michel “The Situation” Angelo

Surprisingly, there were no protests. Apparently the Italians don’t don’t realize they are looking at their own kids two years from now! There was a brief moment of concern when Ronnie responded to heckling by a spectator and was about ot lay the dude out with “one punch” when he realized it was the Pope. Whew!

Wait, what? OH!!! Venice Beach, California! Well that’s kinda lame…

Anyway, here are a few highlights of “East Coast meets West Coast” featuring the Jersey Shore Holy Trinity Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D:

Snooki does a backflip in black leather plants on the streets of Venice Beach, California
Nicole Polizzi shows the world her leather-coated Snooki cookie

The Situation Mike Sorrentino in Venice Beach, California January 16
Hide your daughters California! You officially have a “situation!”

Pauly D and The Blowout walk the streets of Venice Beach, California
Co-stars Pauly D and The Blowout strut the streets of Venice Beach

Click thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery:

Jersey Shore cast in Venice Beach lead by Snooki, The Situation and Vinny
Michel “The Situation” Angelo replaces Michaelangelo’s “David”
Snooki does a backflip in black leather plants on the streets of Venice Beach, California
The Situation Mike Sorrentino in Venice Beach, California January 16
Pauly D and The Blowout walk the streets of Venice, Italy
Pauly D, Vinny, Angelina and the rest of Jersey Shore invaded California January 16
Vinny and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast were in Italy January 16
Snooki shows Venice, Italy some serious Guidette style

A little known fact – this would have been only the second cheesiest thing American entertainment has done to the great canaled city of Venice. Number one was the filming of Stephen Baldwin’s Sharks In Venice.

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